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About Me

I graduated from U of I at Springfield with a B.A. in Legal Studies and a minor in Criminal Justice in May 2005. I believe in honesty, integrity and responsibility. I believe everyone deserves respect until they take action to show they do not want your respect. I strive to treat others how I would like to be treated. I am the best euchre player anyone has ever seen and if you ever want to play a game or two you can always let me know. I am the biggest Dallas Cowboy Fan ever. I like the Yankees and Cubs in baseball. I like Duke and University of Illinois (now that I'm an alumni) in college basketball.
Current Active Roster for our Chicago Yankees!!!
Batting-----------------Pitching
C Ivan Rodriguez-------SP Brandon Webb
1B Todd Helton----------SP C.C. Sabathia
2B Julio Lugo-----------SP Ben Sheets
3B Alex Rodriguez-------SP Scott Kazmir
SS Edgar Renteria-------RP Francisco Rodriguez
IF Chone Figgins--------RP Bob Wickman
LF Carl Crawford--------RP Mariano Rivera
CF Vernon Wells----------P Erik Bedard
RF Delmon Young----------P Akinori Otsuka
OF Sammy Sosa------------P Chein-Ming Wang
UT Jermaine Dye---------BN Boof Bonser
UT Coco Crisp-----------BN Randy Johnson
UT Carlos Gomez---------BN Justin Duchscherer
UT Jason Giambi---------DL Pedro Martinez
BN Ryan Doumit
BN Chone Figgins
BN Akinori Iwamura
BN Mark Loretta
DL Howie Kendrick
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I am a Classic Martini You are a sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated.
You're a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted.
You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who's standing right behind you!
Your ideal party: Has a real bartender. But no one mixes a better drink than you.
Your drinking soulmates: those with a Chocolate Martini personality
Your drinking rivals: those with a Margarita Martini personality
What Flavor Martini Are You?

My Interests

Women, Good books and movies, Sports, Video Games, internet chatting, logic problems, the law and women...and a million other random things...did I mention women...?

Create your own Friend Quiz here
You Are Incredibly Logical

Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic
You think rationally, clearly, and quickly.
A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!
How Logical Are You?

What Fighting Style Do You Have?
Martial Artist

Sir or should I call you "Master".
Bruce Lee is your idol and favorite past time. you keep your composure and never panic. You're a black belt in whatever style you train in and a very worthy adversary.
Wax on Wax off

Take this testYou have a sexual IQ of 157

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. Sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and can be looked to for guidance on all of your female friends.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who completes me....Someone who'll know what I'm thinkin' without me havin' to say a word...someone who'll take the good of me with the bad in me...I know that person is out there and I am willing to wait for that person to find me but until that time comes I shall sit here and play Mahjong...

Current Active Roster for our Chicago Yankees!!!
Fantasy baseball time is here and here is how my draft went
Team - Chicago Yankees Yahoo League
Round Pick Player Position
1. (1) Albert Pujols 1B
2. (20) Carl Crawford LF
3. (21) Chone Figgins 2B,3B,LF,CF
4. (40) Jake Peavy SP
5. (41) Brandon Webb SP
6. (60) Ben Sheets SP
7. (61) C.C. Sabathia SP
8. (80) Julio Lugo 2B,3B,SS
9. (81) Chipper Jones 3B
10. (100) Ivan Rodriguez C,1B
11. (101) Delmon Young RF
12. (120) Edgar Renteria SS
13. (121) Mike Cameron CF
14. (140) Bob Wickman RP
15. (141) Jason Isringhausen RP
16. (160) Eric Gagne RP
17. (161) Tadahito Iguchi 2B
18. (180) Tom Glavine SP
19. (181) A.J. Burnett SP
20. (200) Greg Maddux SP
21. (201) Jeremy Hermida CF,RF
22. (220) Mark DeRosa 2B,3B,RF
23. (221) Jorge Cantu 2B
24. (240) Tim Hudson SP
25. (241) Nate Robertson SP
26. (260) Jonny Gomes RF
27. (261) Aaron Rowand CF
28. (280) Mike Lowell 3B
29. (281) Luis Castillo 2B
30. (300) Scott Hairston LF
Updates:
Trades
Chicago Yankees----------Portland Salmon
Ben Sheets---------------Vernon Wells
Jake Peavy---------------Raul Ibanez
Mike Cameron-------------Chien Wang
Chicago Yankees----------Surrogate Jen Ma
Rich Aurilia-------------Ty Wigginton
Chicago Yankees----------NVNNI
Aaron Rowand-------------Jacque Jones
Nate Robertson-----------Woody Williams
Chicago Yankees----------Portland Salmon
Carl Crawford------------Jason Bay
Raul Ibanez--------------Mike Cameron
Tim Hudson---------------Ben Sheets
Chicago Yankees----------Geneseo Cockknockers
A.J. Burnett-------------Mike Piazza Tom Glavine--------------Lance Berkman Albert Pujols------------Johan Santana Kip Wells----------------Francisco Rodriguez Melvin Mora--------------Mariano Rivera Jason Isringhausen-------Jason Giambi Mike GonzalezDropped------------------Added
Louis Castillo-----------Sammy Sosa
Scott Hairston-----------Darren Erstad
Jonny Gomes--------------Maicer Izturis
Jorge Cantu--------------Rich Aurilia
Jeremy Hermida-----------Solomon Torres
DL
Akinori Iwamura
Howie Kendrick
Pedro Martinez

Music:

Thank God I'm a Country Boy...I honestly have the most inclusive music collection that I know of...I have everything from Neil Diamond to Nelly to STYX...2,185 songs on my IPod, I have listened to every single one...even got some Salsa/Latin music from my El Salvadorian amigo and true reggae trinidad style from trini...303 style never forget...

Movies:

Law movies...My Cousin Vinny, A Few Good Men, Liar Liar and the Rainmaker...Comedies...anything 1980 with Bill Murray, Dan Akryod, Chevy Chase, Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor...Newer stuff...Old School, Anchorman, 40 year old Virgin and Dodgeball...New superhero movies are in my collection too...Spiderman, Batman Begins and X-Men...

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Southpark, Ghost Hunters, Stargate SG-1, Quantum Leap, Sliders, Full House, Boy Meets World, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Monk!!!, Psych and all the Law and Orders (criminal intent, Original, SVU)...to name a few...

Books:

Sun Tzu's Art of War...Bunny Hill...

Heroes:

Quotes I Live By

"Fear comes from within. If you overcome your fear of yourself you will have nothing to fear." ~ Jonathan W. Maust

My Blog

Retarded people I play fantasy sports with...

I have Chipper Jones and am trying to trade him to someone who's starting Morgan Ensberg as their only 3rd baseman. Ensberg is under 120 batting average this season and Chipper's the 6th best pl...
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:27:00 PST

New Favorite News saying.

I don't know Imus but I think he should be fired...I love how people who have not been hurt by the actions feel not only the ability but the duty to speak out against it. This is really driving ...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:20:00 PST

Al Sharpton

I'm not much of a profanity user but in describing him I come very very close every time I think of him. This is getting freakin' ridiculous that he compares every single uttererance as equal ha...
Posted by Jonathan on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:10:00 PST

Where is the ACLU???

Mr. Imus should want to know. These individuals represented the Nazis when they came to skokie but now they're voices fall silent? I'm not surprised.
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:48:00 PST

Political Correctness

WAKE UP!!! Things will be said that you will not like. Deal with it. It's not that difficult. If you allow one word or phrase to control you then you are weak. If you don...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST

SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?!?

This is getting flippin' ridiculous. The News needs to start finding better more uplifting stories when there's nothing to report instead of making negative and overblown stories out of nothing....
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST

WHY!?!?!?!?

ok...I'm watching Deep Impact on TNT because they know Drama? Anywhos it's a movie about a comet coming and destroying the world as we know it. The American government knows its coming 10 ...
Posted by Jonathan on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:20:00 PST

Smoking....

I can understand if someone is threatening you with a knife you defending yourself. However too often people are fighting enemies that simply are not present. Just Eliminate Lies, an anti-...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST

Hero of the moment...Mr. Vegetarian...

Mr. Vegetarian, You have just received my hero of the moment award. I would like to congratulate you however you may find that very hurtful and sarcastic the furthe...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:25:00 PST

Vindication!!!

The last two years I have been told that I was simply not good enough. I was practically laughed at and told to go away like a little child. I recently lost my job because my boss would no...
Posted by Jonathan on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:48:00 PST