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**CrAzQy-BiOtCh**

LOVE IS FRIENDSHIP SET ON FIRE

About Me

CLICK HERE TO GET A NEW LAYOUT MY CREW CALLS ME JWOO, JDUBS, OR IF YOUR LUCKY ENOUGH YOU CALL ME BIF! MY LIFE MY WORLD MY EVERYTHING ARE MY FRIENDS I BELIEVE THAT YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOUR FAMILY THAT YOU PICK! MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE FUCKIN' WORLD IS JAIMIE WITH OUT HER I WOULD BE TOTALLY LOST! EVERYONE ELSE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. MY LIFE IS PRETTY MUCH LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER ITS GOT ITS UPS AND ITS DOWNS, BUT IM A FIRM BELIEVER THAT EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON. I LIVE MY LIFE WITH NO REGRETS, AND ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO TOMORROW BECAUSE IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY. AND AS GAY AS THIS IS LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA GET. LOL IM SOME ONE WHO THINKS A JOKE IS FUNNY EVEN AFTER THE 20TH TIME HEARING IT, I LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND LOVE TO LAUGH MYSELF. I LOVE THE BEACH IN THE SUMMER AND IN THE WINTER, I LOVE BEING OUTSIDE WHEN IS NICE OUT AND I HATE THE COLD. I HATE MEAN PEOPLE AND FAKE PEOPLE, AND I HATE SODA BECAUSE THE BUBBLES HURT MY THROAT LOL. WELL THATS A LITTLE SUM UP OF ME, WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET THATS MY MOTTO! PEACE OUT! "YOU WONDER HOW IT FEELS TO WALK A MILE INSIDE THE SHOES OF A GIRL LIKE ME, WHO DOESN'T HAVE A THING TO LOSE, COULD YOU STEP INTO MY SHOES AND WALK A MILE AND AFTER ALL THE HURT STILL MANAGE TO FUCKIN' SMILE! " "BOMBING FOR PEACE IS LIKE FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY" I OWE MY LIFE ACCOMPLISHMENTS T0 MY BEST FRIEND JAIMIE. SHE IS MY HEART AND SOUL AND WITHOUT HER I WOULD BE NOTHING. MWAHAHAHAHA LOVE YA BITCH!

My Interests

The Beach, Concerts, Partyin wit my peeps, and spendin smoochy time wit my man!
Your Aura is Yellow
Your Personality: Life's too short not to have fun. Your bright energy brings joy and laughter to those around you.

You in Love: A total flirt, you need a lot of freedom to play. But you'll be loyal to that one man who makes you feel safe.

Your Career: You love variety in a job, and you probably won't stick with one career. You would make a great professor, writer, or actress. What Color Is Your Aura?

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JESSICA WOOD
Birthday: MARCH 8, 1985
Birthplace: LONG BRANCH, NEW JERSEY
Current Location: BRICKTOWN , NJ
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT HANDED
Your Heritage: ITALIAN, IRISH, GERMAN AND POLOCK
The Shoes You Wore Today: UGGZ
Your Weakness: FOOD
Your Fears: GOD
Your Perfect Pizza: EXTRA MUSHROOMS AND CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GRADUATE AND MAKE LOOT
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK THIS IM GOING BACK TO BED
Your Best Physical Feature: MY SMILE
Your Bedtime: WHENEVER I WANT
Your Most Missed Memory: CHILDHOOD MAN HUNT
Pepsi or Coke: NEITHER I HATE BUBBLES
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK LOUNGE
Single or Group Dates: GROUP
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON UNSWEETENED
Chocolate or Vanilla: AM I GIRL... CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAWFEE
Do you Smoke: YESSUMS
Do you Swear: FUCK YES
Do you Sing: HORRIBLY
Do you Shower Daily: NOT REALLY
Have you Been in Love: YES..........
Do you want to go to College: FUCK SCHOOL
Do you want to get Married: WE'LL SEE
Do you belive in yourself: IF I DONT NOBODY WILL
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO
Do you think you are Attractive: IM A SEXY BIOTCH
Are you a Health Freak: LOL HAVE WE MET... NO
Do you get along with your Parents: FOR THE MOST PART
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES I DO
Do you play an Instrument: AIR GUITAR
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: BUT OF COURSE
In the past month have you Smoked: LOL MOST DEFINATELY
In the past month have you been on Drugs: LOL I PLEAD THE 5TH
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I GUESS YOU COULD CALL IT THAT
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: LOL NO IM BROKE AS HELL
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: MULTIPLE BOXES
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: EWE NO WAY
In the past month have you been on Stage: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A STAGE
In the past month have you been Dumped: I DONT KNOW MAYBE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO LOL TOOO COLD
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: YES MARIOS SWEATSHIRT
Ever been Drunk: EVERYDAY
Ever been called a Tease: Y YES I HAVE
Ever been Beaten up: YES I CAN ADMIT IT
Ever Shoplifted: YES
How do you want to Die: NOT PARTICULARLY
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: HAIR STYLIST
What country would you most like to Visit: EUROPE
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: GREEN
Favourite Hair Color: LIGHT BROWN
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: AT LEAST 6 FOOT
Weight: HEAVIER THEN ME
Best Clothing Style: SURFER SKATER SHIT
Number of Drugs I have taken: I LOST FUCKIN COUNT
Number of CDs I own: LIKE 3 FENNY BURNT THEM ALL FOR ME
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHING IT MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY

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Music:

REGGAE, EMO, HARDCORE, ROCK.... PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING!
Your Love Song Is
Yellow by Coldplay

"Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow"

You're so in love, it's like a drug. What Love Song Are You?
You Are Beer
You drink to have fun and let loose. Simple as that.
And you aren't picky about what you drink, though you can appreciate a quality brew.
Casual and down to earth, you can hang with the guys more easily than the girls.
You prefer to date a man who is manly, direct, and sure of what he wants. What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

Movies:

I hate going to the movies it's to boring, but when i rent movies i like comedy, romance and horror, thats about it!

Which Horror Movie Are You?


The Craft
You're whole life, you've felt different. You know you're different, and that is why you break away from the norm and don't give a shit what other people think about you. You're you, you're proud, you're a bit... weird might I say? but you're far more interesting than most people will ever percieve. Keep being yourself, whether people like it or not.

Television:

I am a TV junkie i love adult swim and the usual girly stuff!
29 RANDOM THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU.
1. I hate soda bc of the bubbles.
2. I met my best friend over a pack of marlboro milds.
3. I like to rock obnoxiously large sunglasses.
4. I dont like anything ordinary.
5. I am a HIPPIE.
6. I would never wear shoes if I didnt have to.
7. I dont like shorts.
8. I met some of the most amazing people at Applebees.
9. When I smile I look like Im constipated.
10. I have dimples where the angels kissed me.
11. I met Josh over a bong.
12. I have wide feet.
13. I love the color orange but I'm allergic to oranges.
14. My eyes get yellow in them when i cry.
15. I love tattoos and piercings.
16. Music is my passion although i have NO musical talent.
17. The only thing i am damn good at is waitressing.
18. I laugh at anything and everything.
19. I laugh when i am nervous.
20. I almost got terminated for having round off competitions in the dining room with Jaimie.
21. FENFAROO is one off the only ones that can pick me up when i'm down.
22. I'm not afraid to speak my mind.
23. I"m a fighter and a lover a rare combo.
24. Have you ever puked in a urinal?
25. Dane Cook and I have a relationshit!
26. The words duties, Goullete, and mooostache can make me pee my pants.
27. I can eat more then you.
28. I'm lazy......very!
29. I like to be on the ground more then on my feet.
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Books:

I DONT READ...UNLESS COSMO COUNTS!!
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Gone With The Wind
"Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar." What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?

Heroes:

WONDER DOG AND BIF!! SMARTS
Men See You As Desirable
Men often find you immediately attractive and sensual
You're honesty is refreshingly beautiful ... it draws guys in
You are also able to be open with your feelings with no emotional baggage
Packing light means you enjoy new relationships easily How Do Men See You?
Your Style is 1960s
Bold dresses, funky boots, bright patterns.
You have an eye for fashion - and make trends timeless! What Decade Matches Your Style?
You Are Most Like Gisele Bundchen
Slightly exotic and perfectly gorgeous Which Victoria's Secret Angel Are You?

My Blog

drunk

well well i guess i was shitfaced! 
Posted by *SmOoCh* on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:11:00 PST