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Joel

big bass.. small penis

About Me

I am the bass player from Forgotten Grace, i play a sweet 1990's ibanez soundgear, i have little amounts of money hidden around my room so i forget i have it then when i find it i get exited. still no job, no car, no life and what some would consider an embarrasing or unhealthy love of black metal. but i do have the best friends anyone could ask for (even though i barely see them any more), a cool band, and things are FINALLY happening for us! ...and a girl that thinks i smell of biscuits. and she doesnt have a myspace! OMGZZZ!!! (ok.. so now she does.).. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .. tooight!

My Interests

beard growth. super smash bros. melee. peanut butter and playing bass

Music:

Pantera - Faith No More - Jamiroquai - Cannibal Corpse - Cult Of Luna - Suffocation - Dimmu Borgir - Darkest Hour - At The Gates - Necrophagist - Stevie Wonder - Nile - Opeth - Dream Theater - Johnny Truant - Arsis - and at the moment im listening to the faceless - akeldama.. some old primus. some new primus. al green, stevie wonder, skynard. the usual

Movies:

die hard, die hard 2 : die harder, die hard with a vengence, predator, predator 2, alien, aliens, alien 3, indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark, indiana jones and the temple of doom, indiana jones and the last crusade, terminator I and II, ghostbusters I and II, star wars I (wasnt that bad)II III IV V VI, the kevin smith movies. JURASSIC PARK! JURASSIC PARK: THE LOST WORLD!! JURASSIC PARK III!!!

Television:

discovery channel. too many good shows. like mythbusters! and american chopper! i am so lame.. and [Adult Swim] (but only Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse (Dethkløk rule!), The Brak Show, Robot Chicken, The Venture Brothers and maybe sealab 2021.. tom goes to the major sucks!)

Books:

Jurassic Park! and a lot of tom clancy, robert ludlum and douglas adams. H.P. Lovecraft. Lords of Chaos, the bloody rise of the satanic metal underground by michael moynihan and didrik soderlind - thanks ager!!

Heroes:

brian wilson, alex webster, les claypool, nathan watts, stuart zender and this dude.also, anyone who's awesome!

My Blog

Resident Evil + Queen?

ok. ive been suffering from a severe case of resident evil addiction lately. i got bored one night and instead of watching a movie i played resident evil 2 all the way through in a couple of hours and...
Posted by Joel on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 03:43:00 PST

whack quiz

How Good are you at Certain Things? Name Age Favorite Color Nickname Sex - 83_b>Romance - 57_b>Self - Control - 9_b>Kissing - 61_b>Cuddling - 90_b>Kinkiness - 63_b> This Quiz by KillianO - Taken...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The 'Don, The Man, A Day In Sheff and a really dodgy microwave kebab

alright...so.anyone who's read my blurb on the main page will know id like to meet troy sanders just so i can tell him how much the man he is.Troy Sanders being the rather dashing bass player and sing...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

heads up

crimeny
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new picture and a rant about my hero

ok..so new picture.my good friend nick west (make sure you remember that name,he's awesome) took it for our bands eventual website and upcoming myspace page.i was looking directly at a lamp and tryi...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST