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Alex

Sudan man forced to marry goat

About Me

Everything I have ever typed here has ended up looking pretentious or shit after a couple of days. These sentences will doubtless suffer the same fate sometime soon
I am Alex, I like the beach and CR0. I hate Jessica Simpson and watching people cry on TV

My Interests

Drums, Rugby, Art, Baseball, Crystal Palace, New York, History, Politics, Music, Kakuro

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't the man who placed this personal ad:
"BABY BIRD / Fed up with watersports? Constrained by traditional dominant- submissive roles? Try a more nurturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome. I supply the raw herring, you bring the big strap-on beak. No weirdos."
Although in a strange way I think I wouldn't mind meeting him either. Wouldn't be short of conversation at least

Music:

Emo, indie, trip hop and girl pop

I am also partial to the musical stylings of Six White Fingers

Movies:

Space Jam, The Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, Ice Age, Sleepy Hollow, Chasing Amy, Blade, Amelie, Being John Malkovich, The Breakfast Club

Television:

The OC, Popworld (back in the days of Simon and Miquita), Shameless, Hollyoaks, The Simpsons, Green Wing, Spaced, Have I Got News For You, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, ABC1 in general

Books:

Nineteen Eighty-Four, The Plot Against America, The House of Leaves, Generation X, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, Homage to Catalonia. I start loads of books, but I have a terrible attention span so they rarely get finished.

Heroes:

With an ego the size of mine, I could really only have one

My Blog

Life today

I had my haircut, the fringe confuses me. There are 6 hungarians I don't know in my house. This morning one of them was having a shower so I had to miss breakfast so I could go to the union for a wee....
Posted by Alex on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:43:00 PST

He sleeps with the fishes no more

He really was Even if someone did spell 'truly' wrong Goodbye Lil' Chris. Hope you last longer than 5 days in the fishy afterlife...
Posted by Alex on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:08:00 PST

Further adventures of the GLL Polo

Well, after my first week of work I finally got my sexy GLL polo shirt It was a bit upsetting to be the only member of staff not to get one beforehand, but, as promised, on Monday morning I received t...
Posted by Alex on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:21:00 PST

Just you and you and you and me

It is 2am, I am listening to a Kings of Leon song named after a well known brand of pasta sauce and I'm licking Brighton sea water off my fingers This summer so far has many elements of last summer (A...
Posted by Alex on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:23:00 PST

Homecoming

Well, I'm back now, and it's not all that bad I guess. My room is a lot smaller, but there is nobody else in it at night.
Posted by Alex on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

Might as well

Seeing as I'm insanely bored, having not left the house for 4 days now, due to the fact I'm dying, I thought now would be as good a time as any to compile a list of people I don't look like. 1. Chad K...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 12:51:00 PST

Breaking News

my collar bone was snapped clean in halfso i'm typing with one handapparently, it'll never fully healseriously, this day fucking sucks
Posted by Alex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Don't You, Forget About Me

The Breakfast Club was on last night. An 80s movie of the highest order. However, movies and songs like that are also crappy because you watch them and think "man, I wish my life was like that," even ...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST