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I am here for Friends

About Me

je ne sais pas! lex --
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A new position involving a machete

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with cool middle names. Also, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED:

My Blog

Teen Vogue

My father, love him, for some reason signed up for a magazine subscription (I have a feeling it had to do with him being a teacher, some kind of fundraiser thing, whatever) and decided that, of all th...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Mar 2010 18:41:00 GMT

Jesus

I know where my boyfriend is, Myspace advertisement. He's in the shower, not wherever that is you're trying to tell me he is near the 5 in like, Anaheim. He was kind of close to there yesterday, but...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Feb 2010 02:24:00 GMT

I think I might kill someone

I was in a fine mood until I came home and tried to do this fucking cell phone nonsense. Not being able to transfer data is making me fucking CRAZY. In classic Alexa fashion, a minor frustration has b...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jan 2010 02:41:00 GMT

What is all that goddamned NOISE?

Hello, It's a little chilly outside today - if I were a true Californian instead of a new transplant, I'd say it was cold. But I know better. It's the end of December and I can walk outside without bo...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Dec 2009 14:44:00 GMT

Huzzah!

Yeah, Welcome to Hollywood Fringe!!Press releasePlease check it out. Tell your friends!
Posted by on Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:57:00 GMT

TSE

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,It isn't just one of your holiday games;You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatterWhen I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.First of all, there...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:57:00 GMT

Hollywood Fringe -- Keep An Eye On Your Pie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNuvXmbESO0
Posted by on Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:04:00 GMT

Fringe Freaks Meet Los Angeles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqEwUTardHE
Posted by on Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:03:00 GMT

Enough is apparently not enough

I am keeping myself indoors.And I'm not wearing deodorant.And I'm painting my face.And I'm going to hide in the closet with some packets of Equal and a sewing machine, and a plastic bottle.Does anyone...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:14:00 GMT

Snowmen PJs.

I did almost nothing today. Left myself with $6.07 in my bank account after pulling rent money out to give to Nicholas because he's the man, he writes the checks. Fed the feral siamese cat that lives ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:21:00 GMT