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Bill

Life in HD or life in ADHD, depending on the day.

About Me


The true Soulja Boy music video. Please enjoy.

The Notorious MSG: What happens when you mix gangsta rap and chinese take-out. Enjoy.

If anyone ever played Mike Tyson's punch-out, this video will make you laugh.

I have got to get my hands on some of this stuff.
Some people play too much World of Warcraft.

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My Interests

Coaching basketball, football, computers, architecture, networking.

I'd like to meet:

People that knew of me in the past (high school, other functions, etc) but didn't actually spend the time to GET TO KNOW me (i didn't exactly fit in anywhere growing up).. other interesting and creative souls, and anyone else who gives a sh*t enough to post something on here to me.

Music:

Anything that sounds good, regardless of age or genre, will be listened to. Example: in my car's cd changer right now, there is.. (1) Pat Green "lucky ones" (2) Big & Rich "horse of a different color" (3) Roger Creager "live across texas" (4) homemade def leppard compilation, (5) Guns N Roses "appetite for destruction" and (6) the 'monster ballads' cd from the tv commercials that i saw in the clearance bin at wal-mart last week.

Movies:

no real definitive taste in movies persay, but I do like comedies and thriller movies. i've been known to watch 'chick flicks' without being forced to from time to time, as well as 'shoot-um-up' movies. I'll watch anything if i have the time.

oh yeah, i forgot. PORNO!!!!! who doesnt like to watch porno?

Television:

I used to be the guy who made fun of the people who revolved their evening around a tv show, but now that's all different. I am hooked on "24" this season to the point that I am renting the previous 4 seasons to get caught up so I know what i am watching during this 5th season.

Books:

I do a lot of magazine reading when i'm not buried in a textbook. I subscribe to Motor Trend, Car & Driver, Maxim, and Playboy. Ladies, don't knock Playboy until you read one cover to cover.

Heroes:

As weird as it sounds, i look up to the kids i work with. People always say that I am making a huge sacrifice driving 80 miles each way 2-3 times a week to work with them, but they make more of a sacrifice to me to listen to what i have to say and actually learn. Its kinda cool to remember how bad they were 2 years ago and to see them play and resemble a basketball team this year.

My Blog

Things that Piss Me Off, 2008 Edition

Anyone who knew me in my early twenties knew about my old blog which is no longer in existence.  I have written several times about things that others would call a "pet peeve", but i just prefer ...
Posted by Bill on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:40:00 PST

a quick monday afternoon blog

So here we are, at another LOVELY monday afternoon.  pssh.  you can keep it.  Weekdays seem so long, and weekends seem so short.  anyways, enough of that mindless yabbering.  ...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:39:00 PST

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

 Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the d...
Posted by Bill on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:29:00 PST

A week of laughter

At one time i was a daily blogger.  My, how times have changed.  I found my old blog and will be going through the old posts and re-sharing my funnier posts.  Here's one of the all-time...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:18:00 PST

Just a quick "heads-up" to all of you...

Yesterday was like a page torn from a fairy tale.  My beautiful bride came down the aisle and i almost choked at how amazing she looked.  Everything went perfectly.  Now, time to go.&n...
Posted by Bill on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:35:00 PST

"W" minus 22 days

So everyone only wants to talk to me about my upcoming wedding.  I've been asked by most everyone "are you nervous?" or "are you scared?"  I have this to say to these people... why...
Posted by Bill on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:11:00 PST

The best $40 I have spent all week

So it's a typical Friday night.  The holidays are approaching fast, and my lovely fiance has a birthday two weeks before christmas.  So i have to get as many ideas for gift purchases as huma...
Posted by Bill on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:21:00 PST

The Pigeon Story

First i have to build the scene. I do architectural CAD work for a local firm. Our company does a lot of commercial interior architecture. My job is to go into an existing space, measure it, noting al...
Posted by Bill on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:07:00 PST

It's a nice day for a......

_____ _______!  let's play fill in the blanks, shall we?  This song line was made famous by a blonde haired genuis of 80's rock named Billy Idol.  Give up?  Then I guess you aren't...
Posted by Bill on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST

Free at last, Free at last............

I have kept this quiet because I didn't want to jeopardize anything.  Today is my last day at Wilbanks Architects.  The other Bill finally pushed me over the edge and turned me to look for a...
Posted by Bill on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:19:00 PST