Jenn - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm pretty sure I mangled that simpsons quote in my headline.

i am trying to exist. that is all.
I am a Cancer with a Taurus rising. it has proven to be a problematic combination.
I work for the man, but one day I will stick it to him hard when he is least expecting it. I was born and raised in the heart of Seattle, and will probably die here. i am a townie. i am everything stereotypical about seattle. I'm a radical leftie who is biding her time and waiting for "the revolution". i smoke too much reefer, I work at a coffee stand on capitol hill, i am politically correct, passive-aggressive, and holier-than-thou while remaining appropriately humble.

I defiantly smoke within 25 feet of building entrances and vents. I am pagan, i am an ex-stripper, and i am more than even I could ever hope to figure out.

My Interests

dancing, gay bars, alcohol, sex, cheap beer, expensive beer, long dangly sparkly earrings, cheap dates, cheap drunks, cheap things in general, Pam, not liking Safeway, boobs, chainsmoking, Graceland, shows, live music, smokin' the chronic, smokin drugs, your mother, being a gangster, getting naked, not being a gangster, despising america, being a dirty red commie, being a dirty hippie, strippers

I'd like to meet:

humans

Music:

These Arms Are Snakes, The Cure, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the Sounds, Vendetta Red, The Thermals, Death Cab For Cutie, Depeche Mode, Jimmy Eat World, Modest Mouse, OK Go, On The Last Day, The Postal Service, The Fitness, Radiohead, Peter Murphy, Bauhaus, Portishead, Poe, The Get Up Kids, lcd soundsystem, Lovage, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Dead Prez, Brotha Lynch, Blue Scholars, Snoop Doggy Dog (NOT snoop dogg), These Arms Are Snakes,

Movies:

I'm not a huge movie person, but.... Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, The Princess Bride, Resivoir Dogs, The Boondock Saints, SLC Punk, Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill.... tarantino is the bomb shit. I also watch a lot of documentaries, seeing as I am, unlike yourself, EDUMACATED.

Television:

tv eats your soul

Books:

I read anything and everything I can get my hands on, but consistently remember little to nothing minutes later. I enjoy the occasional dorky fantasy novel, lots of news, and even hipstery Dave Eggers and Chuck Pala-whateverthefuck.

My Blog

TO THE CREEPY KEXY REP AT THE OTLD SHOW:

The OTLD show rocked, but the creepy rep from KEXP did not. No, I do NOT want to go into an alleyway behind the club with you to drink a bottle of 211. You do NOT have to be close enough to comment ...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why does it hurt?

It's not supposed to. I'm done with it. Right?
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Fitness = The story of my life

It's 4 AM and I'm kind of drunk/Have to be at work by 7 o'clock Word to your mother, bitch.
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I enjoy being a girl

Went to go get my nails done with Hali today after work. Even though they're still short, they're all nice and even and perfect-looking. Dark sparkly red nails. Hot. I think I may be getting m...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is beautiful

I JUST woke up. It's 9:00 PM, and I just woke up about half an hour ago. I woke up and was all, "AWW SNAP, IT'S 8:30?!? I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK AT 5!!" Well, on the inside. On the outside ...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's late tuesday night, and i have FREE ALCOHOL

You heard me kids, free alcohol. I have a giant bottle of cheap wine, and I want YOU to drink it with me TONIGHT.
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am so domestic

I made the most BADASS caramel pecan cheesecake for thanksgiving. Buy me the ingredients and I'll bake it, just for you. Spread the amor, or somesuch.
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I need beer and snuggles

I realized this in a conversation with lovely, beautiful and talented Robert just moments ago. I may be sick, but I did call in to work today. And sure, I have to work at 8 AM tomorrow, but it's bet...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is hot, who wants to snog me?

.... because I think I have caught Pam's bronchitis. Either that, or some evil nasty flu. You know you want this piece of bronchitis-infected ass to make your morning latte. Oh, yes.
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tonight@Graceland -- 5 bands, $8. Come with me?

Who wants to meet up with me at the show at Graceland tonight? The Start, Aiden, On The Last Day, Paris Texas and the Four Colour Process. Message me here, or text me at 250-1901. I can't text b...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST