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Mike

Someone's Got Panty Crickets

About Me



I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V3.6 !

I collect spores, molds and fungus.

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My Interests

Life, love, music, sarcasm, witt, intelligence, heresey, attitude, education, movies, great food, pool, comedy, shows,

I'd like to meet:

Music fans, free thinkers, liberals, The Smurfs, artists, sinners, Shrinky-Dink enthusiasts (bonus points if you actually remember Shrinky-Dinks), Simpsons fans, foodies, conversationalists, sarcastics, synics, people who love bad 80's sitcoms, David Hasselhoff, Gene & Dean Ween, Elvis, The Loch-Ness Monster, and the people of Atlantis.

Music:

Beatles, Ween, Sublime, Cake, Zeppelin, Sabbath, Nirvana, Clutch, Greenhouse Effect, Les Claypool, Chili Peppers, Jethro Tull, Miles Davis, Coltrain, Santana, Deep Purple, The Who, KISS, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Billy Joel, The Cardigans, Fu Manchu, Johhny Cash, The Darkness, Apocalyptica, Devo, bad 80's pop, Blue Oyster Cult, Stone Temple Pilots, John Lennon, Metallica, Blondie, Grand Funk Railroad, Steve Miller Band, The Stray Cats, Duran Duran, Tenacious D, G 'N R, The Presidents of the USA, Eagles, DJ Quik, Live, Aerosmith, Greatful Dead, Infectious Groove, Motley Crue, Eric Clapton, Beck, MC 900ft Jesus, Phish, King Missle, No Doubt, Better than Ezra, Tesla, The Moody Blues, Elvis, BB King, Ozzy, Garbage, The Cranberries, Otis Redding, David Bowie, The Flaming Lips, Outkast, Tool, Wyclef Jean, Tom Jones, Jet, Violent Femmes and of course... David Hasselhoff!

Movies:

Anything from Tim Burton, Trey Parker or Johnny Depp. Also Austin Powers, The Professional, Casino, Scarface, Ford Fairlane, The Ferrelly and Cohen Bros, Scary Movie, American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Spinaltap, Fight Club, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, American Pie, School of Rock, Something ABout Mary, Requim For a Dream, Cannibal: The Musical,

Television:

The Family Guy, Southpark, Simpsons, The Daily Show, SNL, CSI, Law & Order, That 70's Show, Strangers with Candy, Upright Citizens Brigade, Iron Chef, Friends(yeah-yeah, I know), The Kids in the Hall, Chappelle's Show, Mythbusters, and Rachel Ray.

Books:

An Underground Education, Fear & Loating in LV, Fastfood Nation, The Sunflower, Villa Incognito, 'Scuse Me While I Kiss The Sky, Never Fade Away, Who Am I, The Essential Dali

Heroes:

Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison, Jim Morrison, Brad Nowell, Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, Spinaltap, Les Claypool, Randy Rhodes, Gene & Dean Ween, John McCrea (Cake), Neil from Clutch, Trey Parker, John Stewart

My Blog

Campo de Jesús

Jesus Camp has been out for a while now so I'm sure that everyone knows that Ted Haggard resigned after it was learned that he was snorting meth off the ass of a male masseuse.  I also know ...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:48:00 PST

Maybe The Best Country Song Ever: Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Artist: Adkins TraceLyrics for: Honky Tonk Badonkadonk Turn it up someAlright boys, this is her favorite songYou know that rightSo, if we play it good and loudShe might get up and dance againOoh, she ...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:22:00 PST

Pulp Fiction

OK, we all know this movie came out 13 years ago (that's right, 1994), but I just found this review while searching for something else.  Roger Ebert lists Pulp Fiction as one of the greatest movi...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST

It's Really Tough

It's really strange having an infirmed father, especially when you live so far away and have no way of helping him.  He currently resides in a nursing home just outside Las Vegas that, because he...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:35:00 PST

You Hide What? Where?

So, our bass player Harlem, told me this story a couple of weeks ago that I dismissed as another one of those musician fish stories.  He claimed that this event (detailed below) happened to his "...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:59:00 PST

Where is the Strangest Place You Ever Made Whoopi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0FholWREZA
Posted by Mike on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:43:00 PST

My New Bike

So, I finally bit the bullet and bought myself the bike I have been wanting for a while now.  It is a brand new Honda Shadow 750: However, I must warn everyone to avoid East Bay Motorsports.&nbs...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 03:58:00 PST

Penis Anyone???

Check this out: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspon dent/5371500.stm Beijing's penis emporium By Andrew Harding BBC News, Beijing There are many thousands of Chinese res...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST

Guns and Mutherfuckin Roses... Bitches!

OK, I really need a new title idea. Anyway, that's right people, I'm heading to the much anticipated return of Guns and Roses tonight at the Warfield in SF.  Opening for the "Axel Roses" will be ...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:38:00 PST

Snakes on a Muthafuckin Plane... Bitches!

OK, I am not going to bore you with the million resons you need to go see snakes on a plane.  But what I will say is that this was one of the best movies I have seen in a while.  S...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:25:00 PST