[Criminally] Vulgar profile picture

[Criminally] Vulgar

Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping. Waiting. And though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir... ope

About Me


"In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person
who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad
mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right
person will still think the sun shines out your ass.
That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. "
-Mac MacGuff, "Juno".
I've come to realize that most of the people I will meet in this lifetime will just end up disappointing me or letting me down, but I've come to terms with that and I'm okay. I will still continue to live my life to my own standards, and only my own. I will do what I need to progress in life, and I strive to fulfill my life goals. Save for a select few, I could honestly care less about you have to to say about what I do or say. I could care less about what people think of me, but I fiercely value my close friends' opinions.
These girls are what keep my feet on the ground, and me above it:
Oh, and then there's him, too. The lone male in the estrogen bubble that is my circle of best friends.
What does your birthday mean? (Stolen from my facebook)
MARCH 21ST
You are the rebel with a relentless,
restless nature. Smart, but when unleashed you tend
to seek out exotic experiences over new ideas.
People are sometimes flustered by your great
potetional, but you love your
unconventional life. You're a heartbreaker,
though not always knowingly. People
get attached to you, and then you move on.
Yuuuup. That pretty much sums it up.
These are the two best Cyanide and Happiness comics ever:
And this cracks me up:
(Bonnie): Sometimes I think Grand Terrace is a mystical portal of energy...and instead of demons and things that go bump in the night, it draws old people and the elderly... (Bonnie): it is, after all, a one-Starbucks town.
Who's Your Inner Buffy Bad-Girl? Find out @ She's Crafty
Get a Myspace contact table or Myspace layout at MyspaceBrand.com
I got my layouts from MySpace Layout Generator & Premade MySpace Layouts
Extended Network Banners

My Interests

Punk rock, punk rock shows, hot guys, my guitars, make-up, black nail polish, tattoos, Smarties, cross stitching, alone-time, Adam Sandler movies, Jim Carrey movies, hanging out with my friends, listening to punk rock and playing WAR in Forest Falls with Nance, being bitter with Tina, getting my eleka namen on with Bonnie, late night chats with Jasper when we're both sleep-deprived and crazy, watching Buffy 'til 5 in the AM and singing with Nicolas, receiving random text messages at 2 o'clock in the morning, sleeping, broadway... There's probably more, but I'm a little out of it. And, apparently you, because you're able to read this. ;)

I'd like to meet:

Besides various celebrities?
No one, really.

Music:

[ 311 :
: Alice In Chains :
: Atreyu :
: Avenged Sevenfold :
: BAD RELIGION :
: Billy Idol :
: BLACK FLAG :
: Blink 182 (yeah, bitches, that's right.) :
: Bouncing Souls :
: BREAKING BENJAMIN :
: THE CASUALTIES :
: THE CLASH :
: Dashboard Confessional :
: Dead Kennedys :
: Deadsy :
: The Distillers (Pre-Armstrong divorce. After that, everything went downhill. =/) :
: Disturbed :
: DROPKICK MURPHYS :
: F-Minus :
: From First to Last :
: Godsmack :
: Guttermouth :
: Horrorpops :
: Idina Menzel :
: Imogen Heap :
: Jason Mraz :
: Jessica Simpson :
: JEWEL :
: JOHNNY CASH :
: Kittie :
: Lagwagon :
: Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards :
: Linkin Park :
: The Matches :
: METALLICA :
: Minor Threat :
: NIRVANA :
: NOFX :
: NSYNC; get over it ;P :
: The Offspring :
: Oh, Sleeper :
: OINGO BOINGO :
: ONEREPUBLIC :
: Operation Ivy :
: Orgy :
: OTEP :
: P!nk :
: Pennywise :
: PINK FLOYD :
: PSYCHOSTICK! :
: Pulley :
: Raised Fist :
: THE RAMONES :
: RANCID :
: Ray Charles :
: Refused :
: Rob Zombie :
: Scatter the Ashes :
: SUBLIME :
: Suicidal Tendencies :
: Three Days Grace :
: TIGER ARMY :
: TRANSPLANTS :
: Tsunami Bomb :
: U.S. Bombs :
: The Unseen :
: The Vines :
: VIOLENT FEMMES :
: The Who :
: Weird Al :
: Trust me, there's more ]

BROADWAY/Soundtracks

[ Andrew Lippa's The Wild Party :
: Avenue Q :
: Chicago :
: Jekyll and Hyde :
: Into the Woods :
: Les Miserables :
: Moulin Rouge! :
: Once Upon a Mattress :
: Rent (Both Broadway and Movie versions) :
: The Boy from Oz :
: The Phantom of the Opera(Movie) :
: Walk the Line :
: Wicked :
: You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown ]

Movies:

Bill: Socrates-"The only true wisdom consists of knowing you know nothing."
Ted: That's us, dude.
-"Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"
Actually, that's Bonnie and I.
[ 13 Going on 30 :
: 28 Days Later :
: 30 Days of Night :
: Alexander :
: All 3 LoTR movies :
: All 4 Batman movies :
: All 4 Harry Potter Movies :
: All of Me :
: Almost any Disney movie :
: American History X :
: American Werewolf in London :
: Amityville Horror (2005) :
: At Close Range :
: Big Daddy :
: Billy Madison :
: Boondock Saints :
: Both Ace Ventura Movies :
: Bram Stoker's Dracula :
: Bringin' Down the House :
: Bubble Boy :
: Cry Wolf :
: Dead Alive♥ :
: Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid :
: Death Becomes Her :
: Deeply :
: Die Another Day :
: Dogma :
: Don't Say A Word :
: Donnie Darko :
: Dracula 2000 :
: Dracula: Dead and Loving It :
: Drop Dead Fred :
: Dude, Where's My Car? :
: Edward Scissorhands :
: Finding Nemo :
: From Hell :
: Get Shorty :
: Girl, Inturrupted :
: Gone with the Wind :
: Gremlins :
: Grind :
: Halloween (Rob Zombie's version.) :
: Havoc :
: Head of State :
: Holes :
: Hook :
: House of 1000 Corpses :
: Ice Age :
: I Shout Love (Short film) :
: Juno!!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥ :
: Kill Bill: vol. 1 :
: Kill Bill: vol. 2 :
: Kung Pow! Enter the Fist :
: Life :
: Little Mermaid :
: Little Nicky :
: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein :
: Meet the Fockers :
: Meet the Parents :
: Mona Lisa Smile :
: Monster :
: Monty Python and the Holy Grail :
: Monty Python's The Life of Brian :
: Monty Python's The Meaning of Life :
: My Big Fat Greek Wedding :
: Mystery Men :
: Mystic River :
: Napoleon Dynamite :
: One Night At McCool's :
: Over the Hedge :
: Peter Pan (The one with real people) :
: Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl :
: Pirates of the Carribean 2: Dead Man's Chest :
: Pirates of the Carribean 3: At World's End :
: Polyester :
: Primal Fear :
: Pulp Fiction :
: Reign of Fire :
: Rent :
: Return to Me :
: Return to Oz :
: Shrek :
: Shrek 2:
: Sid and Nancy :
: SLC Punk! :
: Spaceballs :
: Spider-Man :
: Spider-Man 2 :
: Spider-Man 3 :
: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street :
: The 40-Year-Old Virgin :
: The Aristocats :
: The Broken Heart's Club :
: The Chipmunk Adventures :
: The Count of Monte Cristo :
: The Craft :
: The Fifth Element :
: The Good Girl :
: The Grudge :
: The Hills Have Eyes (2006) :
: The Legend of Zorro :
: The Long Kiss Goodnight :
: The Man with Two Brains :
: The Mask of Zorro :
: The Other Sister :
: The Phantom of the Opera :
: The Punisher :
: The Ring :
: The Rules of Attraction :
: Time Line :
: To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar :
: Two Weeks Notice :
: Underworld :
: Underworld: Evolution :
: Walk the Line :
: Wedding Crashers :
: X-Men :
: X-Men 2 :
: X-Men 3: The Last Stand :
: Young Frankenstein ]

Television:

> [: American Idol :
: Angel :
: Buffy the Vampire Slayer :
: The Closer :
: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation :
: Desperate Housewives :
: Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends :
: House :
: The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson :
: Law & Order: SVU :
: Lost :
: Oprah :
: Prison Break :
: Scrubs :
: That 70's Show :
: Who's Line Is It Anyway?(BBC version is actually better. =)) :]

Books:

[: Angels and Demons :
: All Quiet on the Western Front :
: Anything by Dan Brown :
: Anything by J.K. Rowling :
: Anything by Stephen King :
: Anything by William Shakespeare :
: Beloved :
: Blood and Chocolate :
: Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister :
: From the Corner of His Eye :
: Gone with the Wind :
: Joy Luck Club :
: Kitchen God's Wife :
: Lasher :
: Lost :
: Mirror, Mirror :
: Pride and Prejudice :
: Queen of the Damned :
: Scarlett :
: Son of a Witch :
: Sphere :
: Superstitious :
: Tell No One :
: The Amber Spyglass :
: The Awakening :
: The Book of Shadows :
: The Book of Spirits :
: The Golden Compass :
: The Irish Bride :
: the Phantom of the Opera :
: The Relic:
: The Subtle Knife :
: The Taking :
: The Wizard of Oz :
: The World According to Garp :
: Things Fall Apart :
: The Vampire Armand :
: Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West ]

Heroes:

OTEP MOTHERFUCKIN' SHAMAYA!
Idina Menzel
Jewel Kilcher
Kevyn Aucoin(R.I.P.)
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Eliza Dushku
Kyra Sedgwick
Mariska Hargitay
Marcia Cross
Eva Longoria
Gabrielle Solis! (haha. I'm not kidding.)
Faith Lehane
James Marsters
Craig Ferguson
Heath Ledger(R.I.P.)
Tim Armstrong
Al Barr
Kurt Cobain(R.I.P.)
Eddie Guerrero(R.I.P.)
Lucy Tilemma
Kristen Tornero
Lori Williams
Bonnie Williams
Nancy Stueben
Kristina Celeste Choiselat
Jasper Cruz
Nicolas Daily
Kellie McDonald
Gabbie Darter
Jadah Fariah
Nick a.k.a. Do-Do Bird. =)

And your mom, because she has to put up with all of your shit. :P

And this fag: