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Caruso

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About Me

I always seem to find myself in places where either nobody is estatic or everyone is estatic. Odd.-------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- I'm into design and illustration. Dealing in icons, recognizable shapes and images, then twisting them to convey some other idea entirely is sort of what I enjoy doing. I like to take ideas and simmplify them to almost nothing. To me, this is the most understandable form of communication. ------------------------------------------------------------ HORROR. I love horror films, monster movies, slash-em-ups, and remakes of older films. The bloodier, the better. I love really "terrible" hummor; joking about turning ones face into " a fine red mist' or perahps "lovingly feeding parts of your self, to yourself--while watching perfect strangers, of course (i hear it's being optioned)." Woody allen too. Balck commedies and terrors. I'm not sure where mr. allen fits in here, but he does (in about 2 suitecases). Morbid to some, god-awful to others, vomitously adorable, obscenely cute, and strangely comforting -- my...something or other.
My only sadness is that monsters aren't real. I wish they were. I wanna find my lower torso gone, and some horrible sharp-toothed monster looking up at me (in supprise) letting out a burp. That would make me happy.
One of my projects is a comic called "the gruesome adventures of theobold and mr.dead" about which a boy befriends a dead body and galavants through our world and a nightmare world, alwhile a terrible monster of the nightmare world has desguised himself as a childrens show host in a plot to steal the dreams of the children. Yay. ------------------------------------------------------------ I do design for ASSEMBLY -- an artists collective thingy (they are the spinning icon in my list below) that's creating collaborative shows here in Orlando.
My Next Project: The curration of my 2nd show, an interactive installation of Funtional Art and Design.----------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------- One thing that is possibly amazing, is knowing that no matter what you do, after every experience you have, immediatly afterwords your a completly diffrent person. In this way, with my interactions with people, I hope I leave them for the best.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet Saul Bass or Alan Watts. Then, after that maybe have tea with Woody Allen and Edward Gorey. And in closing to that experience, bump into myself, the one from the futre, say hello and know that all is well--then, kill my future self; because everyone that time travels knows that if you ever meet a future (or past) version of yourself, only one of you will survive (and for good reasons; ie. paradoxes).!!! Start Code To Apply Top Banner !!!! Custom top banner code by Eileen!!! End Code To Apply Top Banner !!!

My Blog

I Was Thinking. . .

Ok, so you see in movies how people always wear suites and ties, right?Well, I think I want to implement that. With myself, anyways...i REALLY want to start wearing a black tie, black sport coat, blac...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:24:00 GMT

THIS ISN'T A COMPLAINT

I'm just saying.I heard this thing that dane cook said to day about love.Or rather, when everyone is in love but you.It's like all of your friends going to a party that you weren't envited to, and you...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 22:16:00 GMT

the Thing

So, I'm watching the Thing (which I have never seen) and my god, is it an amazing horror movie. One of the best that I have ever seen, actually. My friend Miram is watching it with me too. It's good s...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 18:01:00 GMT

. . . I read this somewhere -- We can all relate to this.

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:37:00 GMT

James Caruso is to people as a ________ is to _________.

I am begining to think that all of the basic skills of social human interaction, it's nicities, flirting and interacting with any one of either the same or opposite sex have become as lost to me as t...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 22:48:00 GMT

I hate you and your stupid hate face!

I really hate things. I'm intence like that, you know? I just pick something, and BAM! I hate it. I'ts really easy. Today, I have decided that I hate grocery stores. People moving about without reas...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 19:19:00 GMT

The death of an immortal

Whenever I watch movies, they are like something immortal. They won't die. The characters in them are just as alive as they always were. Now, being a big fan of older movies, when I look up info abou...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 21:37:00 GMT

Congradulations! Your a dumbass!

While working on a project (at my place of employment), handed down from boss A to boss B, and finally to me for corrections I noticed something odd. A chart on one of the slides of the project, cons...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 19:38:00 GMT

A Bit thick with Corpses

I am not feeling well at the moment. This is most unfortunate. I am just glad I am not full of bad things - living bad things - come from monkies.
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 17:37:00 GMT

Thats Right - I hang out with my grandma.

My grandma, or Grammy as I call her, made me ahroast compoyo tonite. It was really good. She also put the peppers on it  - the red ones that are skinned - that I like so much. You know, nothing...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 19:57:00 GMT