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Helen

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About Me

About Me

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I'm Helen. I live by the sea with three cats and my dentist. I like going to the airport. WOW AEROPLANES YAy

My most favourite things in the world ever are SUSPERIA, really nice soap, JELLY BEANS, sunny days and slaughtering the weak.

I dislike that period of time known as "morning" which is really just an effort to accustom us to the feeling of death. I also dislike the tallest person in the world, who always stands in front of me at gigs. Who knew he liked metal?

Check out my second favourite band on the Moribund label, Necronoclast .

There is little else, but I find this to be enough.

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Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me laugh. God knows I need it. I'd also like to meet your pets if possible.

My Blog

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Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:28:00 GMT

Starting over

I have over recent months left my myspace for dead, so I apologise for all the unanswered messages/friend requests. Please don't take offence if I haven't got back to you...Big life things have been ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:47:00 GMT

One weekend in Ireland, two thousand fig rolls

What fun we had in Cork!We were excited about going to Ireland because we'd never been before. Well, Greg had, but it was rendered void by the fact that he couldn't remember anything about it. I war...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:58:00 GMT

Moving house, no internet, death, bunnies

See subject....Bunnies though! :D
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 05:30:00 GMT

The Sexy Green Car Show at the Eden Project

On Good Friday, instead of making hot cross buns and cleaning melted Easter egg off the sofa, we decided to mount some pigs and ride them on to the beach, waving sticks and throwing stones at children...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:02:00 GMT

Shoeses and bruises

My new running shoes are here. They arrived pretty quickly, so clearly that means they will make me run faster too. I normally won't pay out for proper gear because I cynically believe that the £100...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:05:00 GMT

Grelen Tour of Scotland 07 [Part I - Highlands]

Inverness in March is cold and wet, global warming and all. Nice though. I liked it. Scotland is my favourite holiday destination (narrowly beating Tiverton) even though living there was the mental...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:27:00 GMT

Greg knows me best.

"You're so succinct. Sometimes when you talk it's like there's no trace of human emotion."
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:05:00 GMT

Good weekend.

ALSO!Greg took me to his dungeon of doom and gave me a check up. It was cute. As you can see, I was pleased with the results. He only hurt me a bit.Erm. No cock jokes.
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:04:00 GMT

Greg Quote Of The Week no. 1

Helen: Do horses feel sexual pleasure? Greg: I've never noticed
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:41:00 GMT