ROSE ELPHICK YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO VIEW THIS PROFILE!!!!!quick faq:
Q: I am a company and need a sysadmin. Are you available for work?
A: Yes, my current rate is £36/hour + applicable bonuses. I only work on *nix based systems and networking.
Q: Hi, can you code/manage/do xyz for me?
A: No. Find a mug. Put coffee in him.
Q: I like you. Can I add you?
A: No. Jump off a tall building.
Q: Why don't you like people?
A: They are shit for the most part.
Q: Can I suck your dick?
A: No. I can shoot you on request however.
Q: Why don't you like sex?
A: I just dont. If I'm belong entirely honest I'd prefer cuddling, touching, and maybe a bit of head if it feels right.
Q: Can I be your girlfriend?
A: No, but I'm happy to make your life hell.
I'm God.
- I'm currently a student at warwick university and make money in whatever way I can.
- I was studying phil/psych but am probably changing to history or computer science.
- I plan to retire at 30 with at least £20m in the bank.
- I work as a systems administrator among other things.
- Companies I currently work for on a consultancy basis:
* Nitronet
* JP Morgan
* Merlin
- I love water and boats, and anything related. Killer whales are the best animal ever.
- I enjoy financial spread betting and can often be found making a living doing this. I call it finbetting because my broker is Finspreads
- I am ill.
- I do not want your sympathy.
- I am a loner. I don't like a lot of people. Very very few people are ok.
- If I don't know you I do not want to be your friend.
- Leave me alone now. Thanks.
