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MaNHaTTaN

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Wow, What's to say ? Football genius...Fantasy Kingpin...Cunning and God-like. Family of three...Proud father of a pissed-off Siamese. Raised on the tough streets of Council Bluffs and I lived to tell about it...on a webpage which no one will probably ever read. Oh, hell...Who am I kidding ? This is probably the last time I'll ever update this thing. Let's go back to the Cunning and God-like part...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mr. T ...No, wait : I did that already. Let's reset...I'd like to get high with the South Park guys. I'd like to drop acid with the Crocodile Hunter and explore small mammals native to the midwest. I'd like to beat someone up with Denis Leary. I'd like to meet Madonna's children in about five years and show them pictures of what mommy used to do for a living. Chad Johnson, Priest Holmes, Randy Moss. Jimmy Hoffa to find out where he's been for all these years. Anyone who owes me money. The real Neo.

My Blog

Faded Retroflective

If she never needs me again,goes to someone else, or him,from the absence of light inside me,from the faded grasp of memory,without regret, my choice was made.She needed someone then, you see,but the ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:27:00 GMT

Fragile Dreams / Broken Things

darkness falls to further darknessand together merge to nothing morethan whatever they were beforeconnecting logic disconnectsas a fire rages on indifferentthey watch it shift but no one movesblindly ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:00:00 GMT

Silhouette # 1

Every night, I chase the shadow of your shadowAcross a nighttime sky, once shared by you and I.And I sleep in a silhouette of your silhouette,Wrapped in the memory of the love I knew.Everything I do s...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:00:00 GMT

I'm entertaining several lucrative offers at the moment...

Hello Tim Stapleton.Your ideal job is a Sewage WorkerDescriptions Score :Salary : 2/10Education : 4/10Job Satisfaction : 3/10Community : 9/10Pulling Power : 1/10Uniform : 5/10Total : 24 /60 Hello T S...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 20:08:00 GMT

My Office Space Character

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Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 22:20:00 GMT

Raise your Hands to Rock !!

The Crue Concert Rocked !! The show opened with some asshole throwing a beer glass at Vince Neil and security dragging him out by his ears. I was able to sneak in the camera and my nuts are recovering...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 21:51:00 GMT

Tommy Lee goes back to Rock Lincoln, Nebraska !!

The Omaha show rocked...No opening acts, No BS - Motley's greatest hits live and loud...up close and personal. As a matter of fact, the show was so good, we bought tickets for the Lincoln show as well...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 02:43:00 GMT

101 Old-Fashioned Methods for inspiring Fantasy Chaos

Check the Scene : Draft Day. Everybody wants to have a good time and lay the foundation for emplying wallets throughout the season. You know you're not as prepared as you'd like to be...You know ther...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:36:00 GMT

The Darkside of Fantasy (Ownership)

It's always shadier on the other side of the fantasy... Whether you are trying to manage a league or keep tabs on the enemy, there are many underhanded scams an owner can run to cheat his/her way to...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 02:28:00 GMT

Fuck that Football, Monkey !!

I'm questioning if this country's child labor laws might have been put in place because somebody was, in reality, concerned for his own job security. Have you seen your president lately ? (If one more...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:23:00 GMT