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Sir†Ape

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Name: Sir Ape
Birthday: 1987
Birthplace: BFE
Current Location: BFE
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German and Swedish and junk
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black leather Chucks
Your Weakness: Heather and Kaida
Your Fears: Loosing them
Your Perfect Pizza: Almost any
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Better job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Uh...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Smoke
Your Best Physical Feature: My body
Your Bedtime: When I want
Your Most Missed Memory: I lost it
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: I try
Do you Swear: I swear, I don't
Do you Sing: Sure
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I don't know
Do you want to get Married: Am
Do you belive in yourself: I think I exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah nah
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure do
Are you a Health Freak: Probably not
Do you get along with your Parents: I guess
Do you like Thunderstorms: I want to get hit by lightning
Do you play an Instrument: Drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Have I drunk booze? Sure
In the past month have you Smoked: Not even an hour ago
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Well, who isn't?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With my wife...?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Why, yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Close
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: A-no
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: By my wife? No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: A few
Ever been called a Tease: Why, yes
Ever been Beaten up: Hell no!
Ever Shoplifted: Not really
How do you want to Die: Strapped to a wheelchair, set on fire, and pushed down a hill
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Richer
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Black
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Both
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Less than me
Best Clothing Style: Gothic
Number of Drugs I have taken: I can't count that high
Number of CDs I own: A few, lot
Number of Piercings: Four
Number of Tattoos: Soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Being born

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Heroes:


You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


90%

Hannibal Lecter


75%

Pinhead


75%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Captain Spaulding


50%

Jason Voorhees


35%

Leatherface


35%

Buffalo Bill


20%

Candyman


20%

Michael Myers


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You Are 91% Non Conformist
You're incredibly strange. And a weirdness like yours takes skill to cultivate!
No one really understands you. And you're cool with that. You just hope you never have to understand them! Are You a Nonconformist?
You Are 85% Borderline
It seems like you have borderline personality disorder.
Seriously consider seeking help, even if you think you don't need it. Do You Have a Borderline Personality?
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Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 100%
Gluttony: 100%
Greed: 100%
Lust: 100%
Pride: 100%
Wrath: 100%
Sloth: 80%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 97%
You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic. How Sinful Are You?
Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?
You Are 92% Sociopath
You're so manipulative, you could make Hannibal Lector your bitch.
You feel superhuman - and you certainly lack human empathy. Are You A Sociopath?
You Are 68% Paranoid Schizophrenic
You definitely have a chance of being a paranoid schizophrenic.
Crazy or not, you certainly don't have a good grip on reality! Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
You Are 96% Bipolar
You have some serious ups and downs, maybe to the point of endangering your own life.
Consult a doctor to see if you may truly have bipolar disorder. Are You Bipolar?
You Are 8% Pure
You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it. How Pure Are You?
Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Moderate
Schizoid : High
Schizotypal : Very High
Antisocial : High
Borderline : Very High
Histrionic : Very High
Narcissistic : High
Avoidant : High
Dependent : Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive : High
-- Personality Disorder Test --
-- Personality Disorder Information --
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?
Your Personality Cluster is Extraverted Intuition
You are:
A true wordsmith - a master of words
Original, spontaneous, and a true inspiration
Highly energetic, up for any challenge
Entertaining and engaging, both to friends and strangers What's Your Personality Cluster?
You Are 90% Angry
You are a very angry person - and you might not realize it.
While you may think that you're bitter, depressed, or bad tempered...
What you're really feeling is anger.
While you may not need anger management, you may need some therapy! How Angry Are You?
You scored as Industrial/Rivet-Head. You're a rivet-head. You like industrial music, warehouses, and you are a minion of the machines. Click on my name to take my other tests if you liked this one.

Industrial/Rivet-Head


71%

Ethereal Goth


50%

Romantic Goth


50%

Fantasy Goth


46%

Old-school Goth


33%

Death Rocker


29%

Cyber-goth


25%

Confused Outsider


25%

Anything-Goes Goth


17%

Perky Goff


13%

Understanding Outsider


0%
What subcategory of Goth best fits you?
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You Are A Good Friend
You're always willing to listen
Or lend a shoulder to cry on
You're there through thick and thin
Many people consider you their "best friend"! What Kind of Friend Are You?
You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism


67%

Christianity


42%

Islam


42%

Satanism


33%

Buddhism


33%

Paganism


25%

Judaism


25%

Hinduism


8%

atheism


0%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
created with QuizFarm.comYou have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||| 16%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your Life is Rated NC-17
You're life is so nasty, so naughty... it can't even be explained in polite company. What is Your Life Rated?
You Are 28% Pure
Pure? Sure, you're about as pure as yellow snow.
You're a downright devil. But you're also a pretty delightful one! The 100 Question Purity Test

My Blog

Lonely Lovely

The streets are wetAfter an evening rainA step here and thereMostly just looking downLooking aroundAnd lighting up a smokeA street lamp is all the lightThe rest lays asleep in darknessBut not IMy mind...
Posted by Sir Ape on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:57:00 PST

Not everyone

You scored as Face. You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person.Butt67_font>Face67_font>Abs/Stomach67_font>Boobs33_font>Penis0_font>What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizF...
Posted by Sir Ape on Sun, 28 May 2006 11:44:00 PST

Your life and safty

I want to take out all my self hate on all of you......Maybe that isn't a good way of working through your problems
Posted by Sir Ape on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:29:00 PST

Lonely

Isn't there one for me?
Posted by Sir Ape on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 04:22:00 PST

Interesting

.. You scored as Eaten. Your death will be death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or shark something because you don't know the natural safety precautions and are ignorant.Eaten8...
Posted by Sir Ape on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 10:09:00 PST

Blah

I have no clue how to use this thing yet
Posted by Sir Ape on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 10:11:00 PST