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DAMN YOU ALL IM A MINITRUCKER AND WORK FOR MINIMUM WAGE AT THE GOOD OLD JIFFY LUBE HERE IN JACKSONVILLE N.C. HAHA WHAT A GREAT FUCKING LIFE IT IS LET ME TELL YOU I REVOLVE MY HOLE LIFE AROUND MY 1986 TOYOTA MINI AND MY VERY FEW BUT GREAT FREINDS I HAVE I WOULD LIST YOU ALL BUT IF LEFT ONE OUT ID FEEL BAD SO ANY WAY YOU KNOW WHO YOU ALL ARE AND WELL SOME OF YOU THINK YOU ARE HAHA U BUT IF THERESANY THING YOU WANT TO KNOW BOUT ME JUST FUCKING MAN UP AND ASK IM NOT SHY I WILL ANSWER YOU BACK TILL THEN DUECESThe Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: ROUGH Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: OPPOSITE FOR SURE How often do you like to have sex?: AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE Is sex a top priority for you?: NO Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: SOMTIMES How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NOT TO OFTEN BUT IVE HAVE DONE IT BEFORE How do you feel about one night stands?: THEY CAN BE FUN How many one night stands have you had?: ALOT What's your favorite position?: MINI STYLE ITS THE NEXT BEST THING TO DOGGY Where's your favorite place to have sex?: SHOWER Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: BOTH ARE VERY NICE Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: I THINK I HAVE ONCE How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: DEPENDS HOW BAD SHE WANTS THE DICK Do you get off first or do they?: THEY DO Do you like kissing during sex?: FO SHO Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: NO SHE DOES Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: VERY LOUD Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: MEDIUM'S GOOD How old were you when you lost your virginity?: LMAO 11 NO BULLSHIT How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: 3 What does your favorite fore-play include?: DEPENDS ON THE GIRL Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: NAWW Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: ONE PERSON BUT ITS BEEN RANDOM LATLY When and where was your wildest sex ever?: ON A PICNIC TABLE AT A NOPI NATIONALS LMAO What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: NOT SURE BUT GOOD Q? Have you ever done porn?: YES MANY TIMES Have you ever had sex for money ? : NOPE Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: NO Is the sex still good when your cheating?: I DONT CHEAT During sex... what are you thinking about?: WONDER WHAT HER SISTER LOOKS LIKE HAHA Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: BOTH How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO GET THE JOB DONE !!!!!! Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: NOPE I KNO IM GOOD Could you live without sex?: YES BUT WHY WOULD I WANT TO How often do you find sex boring?: WHEN SHE IS LAZY How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: A GOOD HOUR MAYBE 2 IF SHE CAN HANG ILL GO TILL SHE TAPS OUT Do you like to perform oral sex?: SURE Do you like to recieve oral sex?: OF COURSE Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: NO BUT SHES TAPED ME Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: YES I HAVE HAD A 3 SOME AND A 4 SOME ( THANK YOU EAST HABOR ) CAMPGROUNDS LMAO Have you ever had interracial sex?: NOPE NO NIGGER SHIT HERE Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: YES FREINDS AND THE POLICE Have you ever had sex while at work?: YUP YUP Have you ever had sex while at school?: YEA AFTER FOOT BALL PRATICE IN THE LOCKER ROOM LOL GOTTA LOVE A GOOD CHEER LEADER EVERY NOW AND AGAIN What is something that you would never consider doing?: NOT SURE Have you ever had sex on drugs?: NOPE Would you ever have sex in public?: YES THE NOPI SHOW What's your biggest turn on?: EYES I LOVE BLUE EYES Do you spit or swallow?: NEATHER THATS HER JOB How many times have you gotten off in one night?: 4-5 TIMES Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: FUCK I DONT CARE NO SHAME IN MY GAME Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: A FEW TIME LOL Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: HAHA YES A LONG TIME AGO Do you ever have sex in the shower?:ALL THE TIME What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: MY FREINDS SISTER WHILE HE WAS IN THE NEXT ROOM AND HAD NO CLUE What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 4 MAYBE 5 YEARS Do you feel your up to par in bed?: FO SURE BUT PRATICE NEVER HURTS Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: DUH !!!!!! What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: GETTIN COUGHT THE FIRST TIME How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: I WOULD SAY 15 OR SO BUT I CANT STOP YA Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: BOTH Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: YEA LOL Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: YUP YUP What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: THE NOPI SHOW WAS KINDA CRAZY Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: IM A BIG DUDE BUT IVE DONE IT BEFORE SHE ROAD DICK FROM THE PASSANGER SEAT Do you were protection as often as you should?: NO GLOVE NO LOVE Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: FUCK NO NO BABYS FOR ME ( NO GLOVE NO LOVE ) If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: YES AND HER DAD STILL HATES ME LMAO Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: BOTH What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: ( B OR C ARE GOOD ) Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: NO BUT IM UP FOR NEW THINGS Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: NOPE Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: YES I SURE CAN BUT IM NOT TELLING YOU LMAO If you could sleep with ANYONE, WHO would it be?: OH THERES SO MANY LOL SHE WILL FIND OUT AFTER I MOVE HOME ( OHIO )----------------------------------------------------------- cars layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments