Hobbes

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My name is Hobbes White…ha ha…White, I just realized the irony of my last name…because I’m an orange tabby...yeah. Anywho, I was born and raised in southern Cali but am of European descent, hence my accent. I’ve been enslaved by my owners here in Fullerton since my poor mother and fathers perished in a horrid helicopter accident, but I digress. I wish I could say I’m treated well, but alas I cannot. I’ve tried to be patient for so long but I do believe I’m about to crack. They constantly play terrible pranks on me, I don’t have a bed, they force me to excrete outside in the bushes, and when they do feed me, it is the SAME GODDAMN FOOD EVERY TIME! Sorry, sorry, I’m OK now. I have a plan you see…meoooow…I’ll wake before dawn, put my booty’s on, and I’ll walk on down the hall…I’ll go into the room where Jason lives, and…then I’ll Pay a visit to Graham, and then I’ll I’ll walk on down the hall, and and I’ll come to a door…and I’ll look inside,...Jeffrey, yes pussy, I want to kill you... Matthew…I want to…FUCK YOU. Oh my god, did I just say that? I’m not gay…oh, I’m so embarrassed. No really, I’m straight, even without my balls. I love pussy…female pussy! Not male pussy! P.S. No, I don’t live with Calvin, I don’t know where he is, and I’ve never met him you sons a bitches!
Are we not the cutest couple EVER?
I hate my owners for this!!!