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JNY

About Me

A neo-Freudian bisexual zombie who drinks PBR and smokes pall malls has perfected the "art" of making crack in his microwave and imparts the four second rule to me over a cup of coffee. Any longer than four seconds and the shot glass that you cook it in will explode, shatter into pieces and most likely break your microwave beyond repair.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The monopoly man

My Blog

Twenty

19-20With a few exceptions, this year has been way gay. Its okay though, I've learned some interesting things, seen some interesting places and met some weird people, its been good in that respect. Th...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:04:00 GMT

orchid

orÅchidAny terrestrial or epiphytic member of the plant family Orchidaceae, of temperate or tropical regions. While the blossom is nearly impossible to propagate in a synthetic environment, the result...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:43:00 GMT

Jny and the disease

A brawl. A wreck. San Fran. Manuel.
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 14:52:00 GMT

Rigor Mortis and The Little Engine that Could

I have dubbed today, absurdism day. Let it be known far and wide, that today was fucking absurd, but I mean in the most strictly mundane sense. Today was charcterized by a trip to the middle of suburb...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 22:27:00 GMT

Keep in touch

New Email Adress: [email protected] Schick no more, my friends. All is well and will be well forever and ever and ever.
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 14:14:00 GMT

What?

Q: What did you gain from losing everything?Answer 1: The ability to do anything...?Answer 2: An exponential increase in foresight...?Answer 3: An ulcer...?Yes, Yes and Yes.
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:40:00 GMT

A Preview

Take this for what it's worth in its current state. Its and exerpt from a story I'm working on. From his chair by the window, he could sit and passively observe the sidewalk below, the cross walk and ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:36:00 GMT

Repost. importance not negated by time.

Existentialism [Eg-zi-sten-shuh-liz-m] -A philosophy that emphasizes the uniquness and isolation of the indivigual expirence in a hostile of indifferent universe, regards human existance as unexplaina...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:48:00 GMT

silence quotes

"silence is so accurate"-Mark RothkoIn regards to Rothkos work, french artist Daniel Burden wrote that his paintings evoked "the tragic mystery of our perishable condition. The silence of God. The unb...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:23:00 GMT

Obituary

Jenny Yvonne Fleming-Owen died early this morning due to a violent, boredom induced inner cataclysm.  She is survived by virtually everyone she knew, and will be genuinely missed by very few peop...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:14:00 GMT