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Oaks Metro

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About Me

I am a homosexual midget baker from Bulgaria.

My Interests

Video Games, Interweb, Reality Shows, Movies, Orycgenic Bhamcers, Building things, or taking things apart. I also like fiddling with gadgets overall. Also packratism; it's not just an affliction, it's also a religion - afflictaligion?

I'd like to meet:

Hot guys, gamers, hot guy gamers!

Also people who are in my extended network. @_______@

Music:

Pretty much anything, especially if it's weird or if it's sung in another language - preferrably both. Used to be down with the boy bands, but now I see them for the affliction they really are... not like packratism, which is preferrable to boybandism.

Movies:

Not a huge fan of action movies. I would have to be in a mood for one. Everything else is pretty much fine by me, I'm not picky. Love Foreign flicks, especially Bollywood!

Television:

Reality Shows. Can't get enough of 'em. My favorite of which is the Amazing Race (Family Edition aside).

Books:

I never grew up, so give me some Gregory Maguire and his take on fairy tales. Also like weird poetry books, but more to laugh at than anything. Also love African American authors.

Heroes:

Ness

My Blog

Fallout 3 (PS3)

Fallout 3 takes place in a 50's furturistic post apocalyptic setting. If that's confusing, try to imagine all the 'future' technology and visions from the 50's brought to life... and then exploded wit...
Posted by Oaks Metro on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:21:00 PST

Elite Beat Agents (DS)

Recently I picked up some new headphones, and wanted to try them out with my DS. And what better way to do that than pulling out one of my music games?EBA has you in the role of secret agents, secret ...
Posted by Oaks Metro on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:43:00 PST

Fish Tycoon (Myspace App/DS)

Fish Tycoon: The HaikuThis game is boringMany fish, few customersYou can breed dead fishI downloaded the myspace app of this and went to go take a nap while all the fish swam forever not giving birth....
Posted by Oaks Metro on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:10:00 PST

Animal Crossing: Wild World Pt. 5

This Episode: Big-Lick and the Case of the Missing Flowers!Recently I noticed a bunch of my flowers disappearing, despite the fact that I'm watering them everyday when they are wilted. I chalked it up...
Posted by Oaks Metro on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:10:00 PST

de Blob Pt. 2

Really should write more about this game since I find an excuse to play it nearly everyday since I got it. I recently beat it, but my OCD gaming nature requires that I not only complete a level, but c...
Posted by Oaks Metro on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:34:00 PST

Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen Pt. 6

Been a bit too busy to write recently, but I have still been playing the game, and have beaten it, twice over. So I'll try to quickly give a rundown...The last thing I wrote was the Hero meeting up wi...
Posted by Oaks Metro on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:14:00 PST

de Blob (Wii)

Picked this little beauty up yesterday. I have been interested in the concept of the game since it was originally announced; basically a paint-by-numbers game.The game starts out as the Inkt corporati...
Posted by Oaks Metro on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:33:00 PST

Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen Pt. 5

And so we meet our Hero...I realize I didn't write about the Prologue before Chapter 1, but that is basically because nothing happened. You give the Hero a name (Gregory is the best name for a boy in ...
Posted by Oaks Metro on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:28:00 PST

Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen Pt. 4

You work so 'ard ev'ry day. 'ow would you like 'ze puff-puff?Chapter 4 introduces the sisters Meena and Maya who work in a 'Gentlemen's Dance Club' as 'Entertainers', maybe doing some 'Exotic Dancing'...
Posted by Oaks Metro on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:34:00 PST

Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen Pt. 3

I actually managed to pull myself away from the Casino, and am none the worse for it. I ended my gambling with over 11,000 tokens. The best prize in the Casino is the Hero Sword which is 65,000 tokens...
Posted by Oaks Metro on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:00:00 PST