Actual Instruction Labels...
**********<• ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.>
**********<• ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.>
**********<• ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
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**********<• ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.>
***********<• ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.>
**********<• ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.>
*********<• ON TESCO''S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)>
*********<• ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.>
*********<• ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.>
*********<• ON BOOTS CHILDRENS'' COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.>
*********<• ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.>
*********<• ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.>
*********<• ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.>
*********<• ON SAINSBURY''S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.>
*********<• ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.>
*********<• ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
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