DanCasti

I'd like to meet:

zucker, abrahams & zucker
(kentucky fried movie; etc)
leslie nielsen
(frank drebin; dr.rumack)

masamune shirow
(koukaku kidoutai; etc)
go nagai
(devilman; mazinger z; etc)

kane hodder
(jason voorhees)
satoru sayama
(tiger mask)

the unknown singer of urusei
yatsura italian theme song

 

 

Who I've already met:

superobots
(many cartoons tunes)
osvaldo cavandoli
(la linea)

 

 

Best quotes ever:
from Police Squad!

A Substantial Gift
(A Broken Promise)
 

Sergeant Lieutenant Frank Drebin

 

Captain Ed Hocken

 

Sally Decker

Ed: Attempted hold-up, Frank. Cashier is the only witness. According to her, the gunman shot the teller, she grabbed the gun and shot the hold-up man.
Frank: It's the same m.o. as the others.
Ed: Could be, but this one has an interesting wrinkle. The gunman, Twice, is a good family man with no prior record.
Frank: Can I talk to her?
Ed: Sure.
Ed: This is Sally Decker, Frank.
Frank: Hello Ms Decker.
Sally: Hello.
Frank: I am Captain Frank Drebin. I understand you had a pretty rough time.
Sally: Yeah, it was pretty bad.
Frank: Cigarette?
Sally: Yes, I know.
Frank: Well. Do you feel up to any questions?
Sally: I'll try.
Frank: Where were you when all this happened?
Sally: I was right here at my desk, working.
Frank: And when was the first time you noticed something was wrong?
Sally: Well, when I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.
Ed: He is the teller, Frank.
Frank: Jim Fell is the teller?
Sally: No, Jim Johnson.
Frank: Who's Jim Fell?
Ed: He is the owner, Frank.
Sally: He had the flu so Jim filled in.
Frank: Phil who?
Ed: Phil Inn, he's the night watchman.
Sally: If only Phil had been here.
Frank: Now wait a minute, let me get this straight. Twice came in and shot the teller and Jim Fell.
Sally: No he only shot the teller, Jim Johnson. Fell is ill.
Frank: Okay, then after he shot the teller you shot Twice.
Sally: No, I only shot once.
Ed: Twice is the hold-up man.
Sally: Then I guess I did shoot Twice.
Frank: Well, so now you are changing your story.
Sally: No I shot Twice after Jim fell.
Frank: You shot Twice and Jim Fell.
Sally: No, Jim fell first and then I shot Twice once.
Frank: Who fired twice?
Sally: Once!
Ed: He is the owner of the tire company, Frank.
Frank: Okay, now, Once is the owner of the tire company and he fired twice. Then Twice shot the teller once.
Sally: Twice.
Frank: And Jim fell and then you fired Twice.
Sally: Once.
Frank: Okay, all right, that will be all for now, Ms Decker.
Ed: We will need you to make a formal statement down at the station.
Sally: Oh, of course.
Frank: You have been very helpful. We think we know how he did it.
Sally: Oh, Howie couldn't have done it, he hasn't been in for weeks.
Frank: Well. Thank you again, Ms Decker.
Frank: Weeks?
Ed: Saul Weeks. He is the controller, Frank.

 

from Kentuky Fried Movie

A Fistfull Of Yen
 

Dr. Klahn

Loo

The prisoners

Loo: And who are they?
Dr.Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Loo: Shanghaied?
Dr.Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner1: Where are we?
Prisoner2: I don't care!
Loo: And these?
Dr.Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner3: Wait a minute! I don't know where I am!
Prisoner4: And I don't drink!
Dr.Klahn: Guards!
Dr.Klahn: (move prisoners) Do you care?
Prisoner3: No.
Dr.Klahn: Put this man in cell number 1, and give him a drink.
Guard: What do you drink?
Prisoner3: I don't care.

 

from Airplane!

 

Clarence Oever

Roger Murdock

Victor Basta

Tower: Flight 2-0-9er, you're cleared for take off.
Clarence: Roger!
Roger: Huh?
Tower: L.A. departure frequency 1-2-3 point 9er.
Clarence: Roger!
Roger: Huh?
Victor: Re-quest vector, over!
Clarence: What?
Tower: Flight 2-0-9er clear for vector 2-3-4.
Roger: We have clearance, Clarence.
Clarence: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Clarence: That's Clarence Oever! Over.
Tower: Roger.
Roger: Huh?
Tower: Roger, over.
Roger: Huh?
Clarence: Huh?

 

from Hellraiser

 

PinHead

Kirsty Cotton

PinHead: The box. You opened it. We came.
Kirsty: It's just a puzzle box!
PinHead: Oh, no. It is a means to summon us.
Kirsty: Who are you?
PinHead: Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.
[...]  
PinHead: No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.