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Timmy Volume

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Timmy Volume like nothing more than to close his eyes and regress into a glorious, private world of of crushed denim and lens flare, babies who smell like sherbert and bottle caps that can predict the future. If you like, he will take you there someday…

I'd like to meet:

oh, and Crumbly Jesus.

Music:


You scored as Musicology Prince. You..'re the new Musicology Prince. You..'re laid back and love to show that you still rock. It..'s all about the future to you. You also don..'t curse, talk dirty, or throw up fingers. :)

Musicology Prince


67%

1999 Prince


50%

Diamonds & Pearls Prince


50%

Parade Prince


50%

Sign 'O' The Times Prince


50%

Purple Rain Prince


50%

You're Not Prince... You're The Artist


33%

Around The World In A Day Prince


33%

Slave Prince


33%

Grafitti Bridge


17%

Dirty Mind/Controversy Prince


0%

Lovesexy Prince


0%
Which Prince ERA are you?
created with QuizFarm.comTimmy Volume studied at psychoticbumpschool. Timmy Volume has a PHD in Advanced Body Moving. Timmy Volume is in the middle of the makin' of the masterblaster (jammin). Timmy Volume is unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed. Timmy Volume cannot believe that life is so complex, when he just wants to sit here and watch you undress. Timmy Volume acknowldges that you do it do yourself (you do) and that's what really hurts. Timmy Volume is funkier than a mosquitos tweeter. Timmy Volume wants to stare up at the sky (maybe he'll go blind, maybe all he'll see is sunshine.) Timmy Volume looks good in leather. Timmy Volume wants to take you out to Glendale, take you for a real good meal. Timmy Volume lives on both sides of the gun. Timmy Volume sees Jesus freaks, out in the street handing tickets out for God. Timmy Volume will go to a hidden place. Timmy Volume will sing just like your father. Timmy volume makes hamburgers and gets all the girls. Timmy Volume is just too young to keep good love from going wrong. Timmy Volume can see happiness staggering on down the street, footsteps dressed in red. Timmy Volume believes there are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. Timmy Volume knows how to Zip Gun Bop. Timmy Volume can see a chang a-comming from the other side of town. Timmy Volume is colourblind. Timmy Volume saw them lay the first stone (it was made of wood). Timmy Volume comes home, finds the house in ashes.

Movies:

When Timmy Volume feels a panic attack coming on, he bolts for the closest cinema (the darkness and smell trodden-in of popcorn is beautifully sedating). TV reccomends: Masked & Anonymous, Standing in the Shadows of Motown, Heaven, Brick, Dogville, Secretary, You Can't Stop The Murders, Wonder Boys, 28 Days Later, Dancer in the Dark, The Warriors, You Me and Everyone We Know, Thumbsucker, Little Miss Sunshine, The Ice Storm, Mortal Kombat II, Night Watch, The Rage in Placid Lake (mostly for the line "This is my cock! This is what you eat!!"), anythihng by Studio Ghibli, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Donnie Darko, The Matador, Shallow Grave, Lucky Number Sleven ... but Timmy Volume's best advice is that any movie involving both Tobey Macguire and Katie Holmes is worth more than the price of admission.

Television:

Spaced. Books. Boosh. Burt.

Books:

Timmy Volume fears, more than anything, the printed word. His phobia of broadsheet newspapers has prevented him - more than once - from attending public functions.

Heroes:

Timmy Volume creates muthafucken heros. He makes them from earth with his bare hands. He sculpts and fashions them from iron. His shed is a veritable bazzare or magestic off-cuts and boastful sheet metal.

My Blog

paul shaffer sucks dick

the late show with david letterman is no great masterpiece of latenight television - TV will be the first to admit this. but, as a hospitality worker he acknowledges its place as a staple in his ent...
Posted by Timmy Volume on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:27:00 PST

dont bank on it...

TV did something out of the usual today - for him at least- and visited the bank.  TV did so to secure some cash he had lying around (a month's worth of under-the-table-style barista-ing has...
Posted by Timmy Volume on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:49:00 PST

name-it-fish.com

following the unprecedented success of a particular burger chain's nameitburger.com promotion, timmy volume has elected to employ a similar poll-based process in order to find a name for his (relativ...
Posted by Timmy Volume on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST

could MJ be the new JC?

TV was browsing his local video store recently, whereupon he was visited by a holy epiphany. this was no burning bush, nor manna from the sky, nor stigmata nor bleeding wall - it was something far, ...
Posted by Timmy Volume on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:48:00 PST

f**k censorship

for the past fortnight TV has returned to his former workplace while they undergo a staffing restructure. this has meant many things - an increase in earnings, living standards, alcohol intake and ex...
Posted by Timmy Volume on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:38:00 PST

ain't no way to make a living.

last night, TV returned home to discover he'd locked himself out of his house... which in reality is no biggie since he has previously breached the property via a too-easily removable window (the exa...
Posted by Timmy Volume on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:07:00 PST

crunch crunch, print print print... PRINT... PRINT!!!

timmy volume wishes to draw the attention of fellow myspace cadets to a perculiar and disturbing trend. as per his blog "no more pesky bills and diet pills" wherein he discussed the practice of stati...
Posted by Timmy Volume on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:54:00 PST

laundromat revisited

the old guy from alfoso's was just in the laundromat which, until his entrance, was populated by timmy volume (on laptop), a guy with a cap and an indian guy using the dryer. imagine a short itlian c...
Posted by Timmy Volume on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST

cabin fever

timmy volume didn't leave the house today. almost went out for pizza but remembered he had leftover boritos to eat. might hang out washing later.tv did however plug in his mastersystem II... sweeeet...
Posted by Timmy Volume on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:51:00 PST

fuck fred basset

ok, what's the fucking deal? fred basset is shit. sorry... no fuck it, TV's not sorry - he's angry. and he's getting serious.newspaper comicstrips are primarily used for satire or humor. the use o...
Posted by Timmy Volume on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:02:00 PST