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Josh

Seperated From Reality

About Me

I am God, God made women.BOW TO ME.
The Survey of Random Stuff
What is your name? Josh
Do you ever have wierd nightmares? You have no idea
Do you ever wish you were a professional ostrich rider? Who the F**k doesn't?
Do you collect pencil shavings? How did you know oO
Do you have an accent? When I talk with my ass I do.
Have you ever eaten anything not for humans out of curiosity? -Hides the dog cookies-
How many trophies do you have in your room? -Counts- Eight oO
When do you think the end of the world will come? When I raise my bed covers.
Have you ever put a dog toy in your mouth? Shhhh
What is on your ideal hotdog? A hamburger
Do you play any air instruments? Guitar, Drums, flute
Have you ever been in a moshpit? Indeed
Do you use other people's chapstick? All the time
Have you ever walked into a wall? No... Usually consists of running.
Have you ever tried to fly? ... What I do on my own time is my business
What is your favorite mythical creature? Dragon
What is your weapon of choice? Katana
Does watching ceiling fans turn bring tears to your eyes? Yes, it's all about the ceiling fan.
Have you ever gotten your tongue stuck to a pole? Pole, Popsicle, Ice cream container.
Do you have a rubber ducky? He died.
Do you have or wish you had a pet llama? Yes.
How often do you lapse into an English acccent? Occaisionally
Boxers or Breifs? Boxers
What is your favorite phrase? Indeed
Where is your favorite place for fries? McDonalds
How often do you repeat Napolean's words of wisdom? NEVER! HE'S AN IDIOT
Are you an illegal alien? HoW tHe FacK diD YoU kNOw?
Do you have the reflexes of a Mongoose? If that means I have none, then yes.
What group of social ranking are you in? The illegal Alien one dumbass.
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You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Proffesional Bum.
Where You Lived: Japan.
How You Died: Fell off a cliff. Who Were You In a Past Life?
This profile was edited with Brads MySpace Profile Editor
.. You scored as Punk. Okay!

Punk


60%

Jock


47%

Emo Kid


33%

Geek/Nerd


33%

Hot


33%

Goth


27%

Stoner


20%

Loner


13%

"Ghetto"


13%

Prep


7%
What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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My Interests

You.

I'd like to meet:

People with... Faces, and.... Bodies.... And.... Personalities... And.. Brains, so that I might eat them.

Music:

Many things. I like all music ^^

Movies:

Too many good ones to list. Actually, I'm just senile and don't remember them, but SHhhhh, they'll come after me if you tell them. Oo
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Television:

Futurama, Family Guy, Simpsons, That 70's Show, Clone High

Books:

Oh Gawd -Orgasms- Too many of them. Eragon, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Earthsea series, Buried Fire, Artemis Fowl Series, The Wish List, Children of the Lamp Series, Happy Potter, Merlin Consipracy, Young Merlin trilogy, Doctor Illuminatus, Arthus Trilogy, Dragon Riders of Pern Trilogy, The Keys to the Kingdom, The Dragon Throne series. So many more 33333

Heroes:

That Homeless guy over there.

My Blog

To get or not to get.

I've been playing with the idea of either getting a Tattoo of a dragon on my calf, or getting a lip ring again.   But I don't know which I'm going to do, or if I'll even get it Oo....
Posted by Josh on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:28:00 PST

FOUR FACKING DAYS!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 4 DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!!!! I'M GOING TO DIEEEEEE
Posted by Josh on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:29:00 PST

Profile Updated.. Or made rather

W00t!!! I'm getting the hang of this. Massive Profile upgrades. -Feels proud- Shush, I know it's still ugly.
Posted by Josh on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 08:02:00 PST

Eh, Gawd I just don't know.

I don't know, I just don't know! -Walks around in octagons- I don't know what the hell I'm doing, It's just all so new!...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:49:00 PST