skittles. there's many in a bag. |
i've been on a chris walken streak, and i like it. who knew he was such a sexgod thirty years ago? hail caesar. oh yeah.
but sometimes old age creeps up on you more quietly than sam fisher. and gives ...
Posted by Kendall. on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 10:44:00 PST |
ZOMG BOYFRIEND APPLICATION. |
well, actually, not really.but a boyfriend would be nice to have.why i'd be a great girlfriend:1. i drive a buick.2. i'm stoic, overbearing, and lack any emotional display at all.3. i'm high...
Posted by Kendall. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right. |
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Kendall.
Birthday:
10th December, 1987.
Birthplace:
That cave on Dagobah. NYAH.
Current Location:
8th level of the inferno. Sigh.
Eye Color:
Dark gre...
Posted by Kendall. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Hey, little girl. Did you want to know a seecret? |
Hey, little girl. Did you want to know... a seecret?
Cause I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it.
You want to know what it schwas?
Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas.
I know... how to ca...
Posted by Kendall. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i was just wondering. |
Hey, if you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself? I know I would. First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious.
Posted by Kendall. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
today, i broke my butt. no, seriously... |
i feel like that old lady in "candide" by voltaire who had her butt chopped off by her captives because they were cannibals and were going to eat her. but she escaped.
but i didn't get mine choppe...
Posted by Kendall. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
