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Shannon

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About Me

BANANA PEELS...THE LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH IN AMERICA.I like to spend all of my time searching for mummies and watching Teen Wolf. I also like to eat pickled pig's feet...and when I finish eating it, I can pick my teeth with the toe nail. But I won't drink the juice, though. It wouldn't be worth all the vomitting and diarrhea. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

When I was 12 years old I used to put my chewed up gum on the shelf so I could chew it again later. After a while they would add up because I would forget to throw them away. One day I decided to combine it all into one big piece, and so the "Gum Head" was born...

Movies:

LED ZEPPELIN!

My Blog

bums

..> I saw a bum sifting through the ash tray looking for a 1/2 smoked cigarette today, and I thought about how it must suck to be a bum who smokes. I mean, it's just one more thi...
Posted by Shannon on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:37:00 PST

Deep Thoughts...

If I were a bum...I would live in a cardboard box outside of a fast food restaurant, that way I could dig through the trash and always have something good to eat.   I should just rip out the carp...
Posted by Shannon on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

my new song

  I wrote a song....want to hear it? Ok, it goes like this....   Daddy Frank and the traveling circus freak show Cousin Bobby can eat an apple through a chainlink fence Aunt Bertha hasn'...
Posted by Shannon on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:45:00 PST