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Sparkle Pony

About Me

Did a bit of paper pushing, then tried my hand at farming, then food service. Now I am a professional dirty hippie, working for Greenpeace. It'll do for now. Trying to figure out how to make the earth give me useful things partly because I like to be outdoors and I like to move around, but mainly because I suspect that we are all fucked. It's all about self sufficiency. If I can just figure out how to grow food, brew beer, knit a decent sweater among other things, I will be the most popular girl in Post-apocolyptic Wasteland, perhaps even queen. That is, if I survive. I am certain that my willingness to kick you in the shins as we race toward shelter grants me excellent odds of survival. Now I work for Greenpeace though. It's officey, sure, but withe just a touch of happy militance that warms the cockles of my heart. It's not all gloom in doom, I am learning to play the concertina, love to hike frivolously through the mountains, and bake all sorts of curious confections such as beet cake and chocolate ginger scones. I also think that Condi Rice and Vladimir Putin would make an adorable couple, but moreover, their romantic escapades, fraught with all sorts of wacky cultural misunderstandings would make a hilarious comic strip.

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