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MikeY

The brightest flame, always dies the quickest

About Me

Well i'm Mikey, I go to Thurston and I'm a Senior. Senior Year so far has been Great with the exception of Physics, Pre-Cal, and World Lit. I hate Numbers and Reading. Doing Math has nothing to do with being a Cage Fighter. And reading is only useful if your grade depends on it. I'm Not Shy at all, and pretty friggin crazy! I'm pretty retarted... But thank God my friends still love me. I really like going to church, It brings peace in my life during the hard times. And God also made his female followers very HOT! Sometimes this thing in my brain, located near my seribelum...near my glazeius...right around my Olympic System... Tells me to do stupid Stuff. I Enjoy long walks on the beach, sharing ice cream with that special someone, and making sweet love.... When I grow up (which is actually right now! damnit!!) I either want to pursue one of two careers (or both): Comedian or Fighting. Neither of them have anything to do with each other so I'm having a hard time deciding. Comedy just comes naturally to me. Just my overly deep voice makes people laugh, along with the perfect Forest Gump impressions. Or fighting because that stuff is Sweet!!I made this layout with help from pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!
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Name: Mikey!!
Birthdate: May 11, 1989
Birthplace: Oly town
Current Location: my room
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: I dont know anymore...
Height: 6' 11''
Weight: 300 pounds of solid muscle!!
Piercings: nah
Tatoos: nah
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I have many girlfriends
Overused Phraze: freakin awesome
FAVORITES
Food: popcorn shrimp
Candy: reeses pieces
Number: 148945645848646486646848646468442456878
Color: WHITE!
Animal: kitty
Drink: gatorade
Alcohol Drink: water
Bagel: plain
Letter: Thats a gay question
Body Part on Opposite sex: Everything!
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wendys
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Tea Sucks
Chocolate or Vanilla swirl
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: the first one
Kiss or Hug: big ol' frenchie!
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: neither, their both pretty lame
Summer or Winter: Thats a stupid question
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love baby
YOUR...
Bedtime: 7:30 Sharp, or spanking
Most Missed Memory: Recess
Best phyiscal feature: The GUNS!!
First Thought Waking Up: whats that beeping noise??
Goal for this year: Goals are too hard...
Best Friends: Their on my friends list
Weakness: Tickelish
Fears: friggin sharks
Heritage: Whitness
Longest relationship: 8 months
HAVE YOU...
&..39;Ever Drank:' No, F that
Ever Smoked: yuck
Pot: Thats retarted
Ever been Drunk: you just asked me that
Ever been beaten up: Every Day (my 2 year old neice is tough!!)
Ever beaten someone up: Only my friends
Ever Shoplifted: I don't remember
Ever Skinny Dipped: I would of if YOU came!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: of course you queer
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: any
Favorite Hair Color: any
Short or Long: long
Height: 5' 6'' exactley!
Style: Anything thats Hot
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute either
Drugs and Alcohol: NO!
Muscular or Really Skinny: really buff, thats how I like my women
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: taking this stupid quiz
What country do you want to Visit: Oregon
How do you want to Die: Filming Jackass 3
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: More dumb questions eh?....
Get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Health Freak: sure
Do you think your Attractive: when i wear my moosal shirt
Believe in Yourself: sure
Want to go to College: sure
Do you Smoke: you just
Do you Drink: asked that
Shower Daily: duh
Been in Love: ya
Do you Sing: every minute
Want to get Married: ya
Do you want Children: sure
Have your future kids names planned out: stevo, megatron, albert, roxanne, and anesia!
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 40
Hate anyone: radical politicans and pricks (you know who you are!!)
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My Interests

Making Sweet Love... Doing STUFF, Laying in the grass with my Music on, Xpanding my Imagination, Working out, Jumping off of really high spots, Painting my Arms, Driving, writing poetry, Dying my hair, and basically just living life....

I'd like to meet:

You, your mom, your brothers, your sisters, your aunts, your uncles, Spider man, Will Ferral, Hill Billies, Freaks underground, John Kerry, John Kerrys Mom, John Kerrys Dad, John Kerrys Brothers and Sisters, A woman that just says "Im BlacK!!" Ralph Nader, Independent party people, communists, commisares, generals, admirals, grunts, air plane pilots, dish washing people, people that over dose on steroids, A really big puerto rican guy named "Tinker bell", John louis, adam sandler, adam sandlers mom, adam sandlers dad, adam sandlers brothers and sisters, Alex Butkus, Alex Butkuses mom, Alex Butkuses dad, Alex Butkuses Cousins, Jake Trapts Mom (soooo HOT!!) Jonathans Mom, Jonathans Dad, Anesias Mom, Anesias Dad, Anesias Aunts, Anesias Uncles, Anesias Grand Parents, A Gay man in Kentucky, Gang Bangers, Retarted Gang Bangers, Poor Gang Bangers, Gay Gang Bangers, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpsons Twins, Maddie, Maddie's Mom, Maddie's Dad, Maddie's Cousins, Maddie's uncles, Maddie's Aunts, Maddies Grand Parents, Hookers in Las Vegas, A slut named "Manjula" Cocain Pushers, Drug Pushers, People Cracked out of their minds, Hot Mommas!, Strippers, Buisness People, Edumakated People, High School Graduates, Cows, Cats, Arnoald Schwarzenager, His mom and dad. People with big ol Dang Dangs, monkey men, A Hick with oranger hair on his chest, Fairies, Butterfly Men, The village people, Disturbed, Disturbed's parents,A man that can make rubber band balls, chewbacca, Man Bear Pig, Al Gore, George Bush, George Bush Sr., George Bush's Mother and father, The Bum I call "Bones" at Albertsons, Mary Popins, Lucey, Gregorio Cortez, People that make Burritos, Thomas Edison, Bill Gates, Pablo Fransisco, Mike Awesome, RVD, Paul London, The Girl that dyed my hair, Her Parents, Brian Kendrick, Kurt Angle, Kurt Angle's Parents, Kurt Angles brothers and sisters, The Staff of TNA wrestling, All the TNA roster, Tree Huggers, The Actors of the star wars Trilogy, Darth Vader, The idiot that made my alarm clock (it sucks!), Wolverine, cyclops, night crawler, People that can do the splits, Dane Cook, Hippies (so I can punch them), War Veterans, Fence Hoppers, Illegal Immigrants, Super Man, Masato Tanaka, Jake the Snake Roberts, The Grim Reaper, people with tourettes

Music:

Mostly Rock, like heavy metal and stuff particulary Shadows fall and Papa Roach recently. Some other stuff like R&B. Check Out Varietythe paintball showdown

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Movies:

Planet 9 (voted the worst movie EVER!), Naploenon Dynamite, Benchwarmers, Ace Ventura, Anything funny and reatarted is the best and greatest movies of all time

Television:

Wrestling, South Park, Reno 911 E!!!! C!!!! W!!!!!!
Which South Park kid are you most like?
Cartman
You are just plain evil and heartless. Though you're sly, and you come up with brilliant schemes, you're pretty dumb and close minded. Other people hate you... screw them!

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Books:

bobobobobobobbooooooks??????

Heroes:

Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy, Sabu, Sandman, Joey Styles, Steve Colbert, AJ Styles, Spiderman, Dimebag Darrel,...JESUS! And last but not least... BOB SAGET!!! You have a 40% chance of going postal!

The chances of a killing spree in your future are pretty low. But discuss any problems you have with a therapist. Or your local barman. Talking about your feelings is very important... well, and emmasculating, but let's not talk about that.

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Poems...

A Lot In Common --> -->--> -->You're beautiful...but strange...So am I.You're smart...but still slow...So am I.You're impatient...but fast...So am I. You're tired...but still last...So do I.You're ho...
Posted by Exist 2 Inspire [CA] on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

Plans for the Future

So it took me a while to think about what I wanted to do and how to get there.  But I finally narrowed it down. Once I graduate, I will probabbly stay here and go to SPSCC because quite frankly, ...
Posted by Exist 2 Inspire [CA] on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

The worst songs Update [10-22]

This is a list of the worst songs I have ever heard and why.  I will update it. Gnarls Barkley "Crazy" - By that one guy who keeps saying "maybe im crazy...maybe your crazy...."  Yes yo...
Posted by Exist 2 Inspire [CA] on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:03:00 PST

The Next Best Thing

Okay, Ive always wanted to do this after I saw this on a TNA PPV.  And Thats when it Hit me.......  I soooo have to do this!!  Yes, thats Jeff Hardy jumping of a 20 ledge onto Abyss t...
Posted by Exist 2 Inspire [CA] on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 02:22:00 PST