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Captain Zacharia

BECAUSE IM RAINBOW FUCKING RANDOLPH!

About Me

I'm a daydreamer. i can take a penny, and entertain myself for hours. its an art, you see. anyways, im always down for anything. im usually out every night with friends and stuff. im 20. i love getting out of my house. my livejournal is http://z-taichou.livejournal.com/ All i do these days is work. its cool though. i work at the Beauty Center on Solano ave.oh, by the way, im a better retard than peder.
Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp
What You Call Him: Old Man

Why You Love Him: He's the Mack Daddy Who's Your Daddy?

My Interests

Small Children Inc, music, rock climbing, backpacking, not doing homework, chilling with my non-rapist friends

I'd like to meet:

anyone and everyone. i dont hate people, unless you are a retard. *RETARD WARS* Angelina Joli, so i could have MAD CRAZY sex with her. AND 2D!! or Noodle. hhmmm.... and, of course, the Boondock Saints. or some other beautiful irish boys. dude.This, im sorry to say, is my new hero. If you guys want to battle to the death with this man over a hotdog, you win my heart and can honorably say that you are my new hero. But, untill I see that happen, here he is.or, if you wear a speedo, you get 20 points.
MySpace CodesKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! thanks for the fresh ass show! i screamed myself silly. not to mention danced so hard i had a headache for 2 days. ^_^

Music:

Bi ~RAIN~, Incubus, Flight Of The Conchords, Goldie Lookin Chain, H.I.M, mathieu chedid, Dj Shadow, DJ Cut Chemist, DJ Icey, PUTNAM HALL , Avalanches, David Bowie, Gravy Train, Rammstein, OLD Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, The Kidney Theives, new order, prince, Minus the Bear, Modest Mouse, Dir en Grey, Delerium, Tower of Power, dead milkmen, le tigre, Eminem's old shit, Pink Floyd, NWA, OLD Linkin Park, Bob Marley, King Crimson, third eye blind, Nirvana, happy hardcore, none of which is in any particular order.FAV SOUNDTRACKS Anvenue Q, RENT, Le miserab. dance to the music in my pants

Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show , Kill Bill (and vol.2), Cool Hand Luke, Adams Family, Girl Interupted, Lord of the Rings trilogy, old school Dawn of the Dead, Dead Alive, The Doom Generation, The Ring, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Spaceballs, Napolean Dynomite, SLC Punk, RENT, Donny Darko, Airplane, Pirates of the Carribean, I Heart Huckabees, Edward Scissor Hands, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Run Lola Run, Any movie with Gene Wilder in it, Blazing Saddles, Johnny Dangerously, Waynes World, and any movie animated by Hayao Miyazaki. LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARELLS, The Boondock Saints Spinal Tap, Southpark: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Super Troopers, Sin City, Bad Santa, Office Space, Team America: World Police, kiki's delivery service, howls moving castle, Pirates 1 and 2, Snakes On A Plain!! Breakfast Club, Deathrace 2000.

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, Malcom in the Middle, Family Guy, That 70's Show, Queer As Folk, futurama, Helsing. Drawn Together ..bigMETALOCOLYPSE

Books:

Dune, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Handmaiden's Tale, The Vampire Chronicles, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Spoon River, Lullaby, Bored Of The Rings, His Dark Materials.

Heroes:

Linde, Angelina Joli (not because she is amazingly hot, no, because she was amazing in Girl Interupted), Mr. Zoolander, BATMAN, Flava Flav, Van Halen, John Clese, and my grandma. nobody else can come across the border with nothing, shit out 9 kids, send them all to NICE schools, and STILL be alive enough to feed me every mexican food known to man kind. at once. covered in greese. (she grew up in the depression, so FOOD = life!)*most of all, TIM CURRY, because he is a god*

My Blog

christmas?

hmm. christmas is almost here! that means i get my teeth pulled. that means i get a bunch of vicoden. that means i CANT HAVE A BAD CHRISTMAS!i dont quite know what i want for christmas. probably ...
Posted by Captain Zacharia on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:27:00 PST

This weeks contest - GRAVITY

This weeks contest is to draw or show, in any way, gravity. The winner will get some sort of mystery prize.The contest ends on saturday at midnight! submit your photo's to me, Rachel, and ill judge th...
Posted by Captain Zacharia on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:23:00 PST

party in the park! pictures too...

" petra!" me eatting sammitch?" petra eatting pudding, i think..." why is she ontop of me?...
Posted by Captain Zacharia on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:57:00 PST

does this mean war?

dude. i was sleeping over at jonathans, ian kicked us out, so we decided to walk around and be hobo's. it was great! cept that i was wearing short shorts, a sleevless shirt, flip flops, and a santa ha...
Posted by Captain Zacharia on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:16:00 PST

im going to kill now

so, im a depressed little motherfucker. it might sound emo and dumb, but im crying right now. uuug. so, i havent been out of the house in the past 24 hours, my mom just found out she has diabetis, im ...
Posted by Captain Zacharia on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:25:00 PST

Great America yesterday!!

so, public transportation has just pissed me off too mch yesterday. i spent a total of 5 hours getting two and from Great America. godDAMN!! ok, so, the website said that we could take the 140, 141, a...
Posted by Captain Zacharia on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:20:00 PST

Suicide Girls

so BASICALLY, i just got a month thing to Suicide Girls. it makes me realy happy. i LOVE suicide girls. i dont know why. i just really like them. they are sooo purdy. i might share my acount with you...
Posted by Captain Zacharia on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:54:00 PST

yeah. kinda bored

eh, what the hell, why not 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How l...
Posted by Captain Zacharia on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 11:42:00 PST

bored

so. im super bored. im sitting in richmond, which means i cant get out of the house, and there is NOTHING to fucking do. RAWR. please. tell me something i can do with a lot of wrapping paper and ductt...
Posted by Captain Zacharia on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:55:00 PST

tanksgiving

yeah. so, im going to Santa Barbara in a few min, and flying back on friday.WHEN I GET BACK, im going to bleach and dye my hair pink. yay? YES.so, leave me mucho comments and messages so i'll feel lov...
Posted by Captain Zacharia on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 07:19:00 PST