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About Me

All those other people who say they're pretty awesome-they're LIARS. I'm the coolest person you'll ever know. I'm scared of a lot of things, but I do them anyway! That, in turn, will make me the bravest person you'll ever know!I don't have a lot of friends, but I don't want a large network of people I need to keep up with. The ones I have are pretty dandy and they make me happy.

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My Interests

I like to fly planes, play piano, wash cars, and assemble cheap furniture...AT THE SAME TIME.

I'd like to meet:

No goddamn bands. End of story. I won't add you unless I know you or you seem super cool. Most of the people who randomly add me are stupid perverts, whores, or both. Get to talkin'. Aim sn: Sippy Jerky - Yahoo sn: MintyChickinand Yes, you can add me for stalking purposes. A lot of people do it, it appears.
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Music:

Cake, Weezer, Everclear, Poe, Tracy Bonham, Beck, Sugarland, and of course, MYSELF.

Movies:

Super Troopers, The Illusionist, Milo and Otis, 5th Element, Finding Nemo, Sneakers, The Fluffer

Television:

House. I have an old man crush on him...Also Heroes, Kyle XY, Dog Whisperer, DOCTOR WHO IS THE GREATEST SHOW EVER!, Torchwood, South Park, Dr. Phil (yeah I know, LAME), Futurama, Simpsons, Family Guy, and I wish Clone High was still around!

Books:

"Freakonomics" is better than the piece of crap that was here before.I guess also in the literary section needs to be known the different between seems and appears. 99% of the time, appears is the proper term. Don't use seems unless you're an english major. Dumbasses.

Heroes:

My cousin Karen is so perfect it's ridiculous. She's the American Dream and I intend to follow her example.Forget the whole divorced-for-no-good-reason part. Not her fault.Sometimes I even impress myself every so often.

My Blog

These things I know

- Biore Pore Strips hurt a lot. But it is amazingly, grossly addictive how much stuff you can pull out of your skin.- Most people just don't know all the things I know. Not to be facetious...
Posted by Sarah-badera! on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:14:00 PST

I am all that is great in a girl.

So I turned a vegetarian the other day. She was concerned about her protein intake and I told her, "Guess what a steak is made out of?"Well it was less funny and more serious than that, but yea...
Posted by Sarah-badera! on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:38:00 PST

Failure

All of you fail except Ginny, and myself, of course. My quiz isn't that damn hard-half the questions answered themselves! Who the crap answers "Am I a genius?" with "Scuba Steve"? A...
Posted by Sarah-badera! on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:04:00 PST

AHHH!!! WAFFLES!! askldjfarjngasdkjlhfndsjkcn

She is beyond precious.And she will be awesome!But only after her nap.Henry said, "What in the hell is THAT?!"But he's got Scuba Steve to help him.All is well in Sarah-Land!...
Posted by Sarah-badera! on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:30:00 PST

I got a new pet.

His name is Crabula. He’s a little dirty right now.He’s got two friends. They’re Sexy ShrimpThey’re all friends together. Crabula messes everything up at nigh...
Posted by Sarah-badera! on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:46:00 PST

I hate PETA. I hope they die.

Now, I've always thought of PETA as a bunch of idiots spewing vegan propaganda. I've considered them akin to extremists who only care about how loud they can scream. In short, I think they...
Posted by Sarah-badera! on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:38:00 PST

Its not crap I swear

"A Nation of Cowards" was published in the Fall, '93 issue of The Public Interest, a quarterly journal of opinion published by National Affairs, Inc. Single copies of The Public Interest are avai...
Posted by Sarah-badera! on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:23:00 PST

Down with the sickness!

My back hurts like hell and I can't talk cause my throat feels like it has been through a cheese grater. I had a fever the other night and a headache that went to hell in a hand basket. I ...
Posted by Sarah-badera! on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:00:00 PST

I smell some kind of...funk...

So old chocolate milk that's moldy and unsanitary smells better than regular milk. But it still smells. Bad.Everyone watch Kinky on TV tonight at 7! I think it's on Fox or that CW cr...
Posted by Sarah-badera! on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:09:00 PST

I'm braver than Superman. And I'm gonna prove it.

So yeah. My level of bravery can whoop Superman's ass. Supeman has no bravery WHATSOEVER. I'm right. Get over it people. Fact:brave /bre?v/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spel...
Posted by Sarah-badera! on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:14:00 PST