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cameron

F***ing Dumb Bell Party

About Me

My name is Cameron, and i am a fifty year old factory worker posing as a decent looking young proffessional. I hope to pariticpate in online intercourse, and one day fall in online love. You cant tell from the picture, but my friends tell me I look like AC SlaterLets hang out.

My Interests

Creating, Writing words and Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Reading. Excercise. Not knowing anything about my own future. LeBron James. Also I like to watch people, the most interesting ones pop up their polo collars (I think the GAP started that) and hang out at Del Taco.

I'd like to meet:

Talented, funny people. Anyone named God who claims to have created the earth. I've got a bone to pick with you.

Music:

i the ox, crosby stills nash and young, beirut, sufjan stevens, nick drake, her space holiday, the broken family band, midlake, coheed and cambria, the arcade fire, final fantasy, iron maiden, foma, danileson, the theater fire, cursive.

Movies:

The Devil's Rejects, Boots the Space Cat, Tag n' Snatch, Buy Me An Oat Cart, Buckaroo Bonzai, The Godfather,

Television:

The Sopranos. Lost, which taught me that only good looking people and mediocre actors survive plane wrecks. And Sport Center. And Adult Swim. And that 1140 am all night radio program where people see ghosts and talk to jaguars.

Books:

Anything written by Seamus Heaney, Flannery O'Conner, Alan Moore. Richard Russo. Paul Chadwick. Mad Man, Hell Boy, The Once and Future King. The Onion. The Book of Mormon. The Music Blogshpere, not forgetting Pitchfork.

Heroes:

People who always do the right thing, and are never afraid.

My Blog

I Am A Sick Man

Today the internet taught me that i have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. My symptoms are extended periods of total f***ing exhaustion, and short term memory loss. According to the Center For Disease Control...
Posted by cameron on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:07:00 PST

I Hate the Elderly

Today someone entered the bathroom just as i was sitting down to pour myself a bowl brown pleasure. I saw his shoes from beneath the stall, and immediatley recognized that it was the eighty year old m...
Posted by cameron on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:58:00 PST

My Life In Sixty Words Or Less

I'm thinking that my boss skipped all the impressive parts of my resume and hired me on the strength of my headshot, because he continues to treat me like a monkey with a brain tumor. I'm just waiting...
Posted by cameron on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:57:00 PST

The Inside Man

You can imagine my disappointment upon discovering that the movie I went to see this weekend, "The Inside Man", wasnt about a guy whose organs were attached to the outside of his body. It was actually...
Posted by cameron on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:56:00 PST

Islamaniac

So, is the Koran actually a book of black magic, cause today I was watching Reverend Jerry Falwell talk about it, and I'm pretty sure that he said there's a spell in there for turning any middle easte...
Posted by cameron on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:55:00 PST