Hi, I'm Michael, and I'm an alcoholic. Some call me Mick, some call me Corky, others just call me an arsehole. So, about me. Well, I'm studying Software Engineering at Uni with the hope of one day getting a job, and being rich enough to have my own jetpack. In my spare time I play the drums, read, get wrecked in the Jimmy, play videogames, and pretend to have a social life by adding people on myspace.
If you happen to have any pictures of me lying about, give them to me so I can put them on here: they won't haunt your nightmares any more.
