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Britty J

If I were a president, I'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

About Me





It's Brittany,bitch.
My friends are better than yours.
I like to dance and not wear pants.
I love Christ no matter what you may think.
I don't need a man to get by. I like being single.
I love homosexual men. They're my crystal meth.
I have a poor sense of humor, but I'm guaranteed to make you laugh.

My Interests

Guitar Hero and Rock Band. Music. Coffee of various roasts. Hanging out with my sexy friends. Big sunglasses. Pin-Up Girls. Camel Mellows. Guys without shirts on. Walking around. Weiner dogs [actually, all dogs]. Mascara. Being with those I love. Taking pictures. Speeding. MySpace. Writing.

I'd like to meet:

A guy who loves the real Brittany, who appreciates me for being me, who doesn't want to change me, and doesn't take advantage of my niceness and mistake it for being a pushover. Scarlett Johansson

Marilyn Monroe

Lucille Ball

Music:

I like lots of music. If it sounds good and i can dance to it, belt it out, rap along, or just chill to it, I like it.

I ♥ AS I LAY DYING!

Movies:

300, Hairspray, Beerfest, Willy Wonka, Dumb & Dumber, Anchorman, Talladega Nights (I LOVE WILL FERRELL!), The Chronicles of Narnia, Princess Bride, Grease, Moulin Rouge, My Girl, Back to the Future, and scary movies like The Hills Have Eyes, Saw 1 2 and 3, Hostel, Freddy vs. Jason, The Descent....you know. The usual. I'm not really one for mooshy gooshy love movies. The more comedy and/or gore, the better. ..

Television:

America' Next Top Model, Spongebob, Arrested Development and anything on Bravo...
TIME TO GET EDUCATED ABOUT MY FAVE TOPIC:

Books:

I love The Chronicles of Narnia books because C.S Lewis is a genius! Once I start a book, I usually don't finish it, but I read the whole C.O.N series in like a week...

Heroes:

Jesus is my hero and my Savior...let me tell you about him:
"They came from the cities and towns all around to see the long haired creature from the desert get down. Waist-high waters, never short on words. He said 'Repent. The Kingdom of Heaven can be yours.' But He stopped in the middle of His words and dropped down to His knees and said 'Behold the Lamb of God.' He's the One, the Slam. Don't you people understand? You're starin at the sun and God's reachin out His hand."

My Blog

He never lets go!

i just wanted to share with everyone what an awesome weekend i had!!!i went to chicago to go to a passion conference, which is a non-denominational christian conference for college students. anyways, ...
Posted by Britty J on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:57:00 PST

missing pieces

    Sometimes I wonder how people who don't deserve someone to be with end up getting someone anyways.  Why can't I have that kind of luck? I just want someone to love again. Some...
Posted by Britty J on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 05:33:00 PST

how???

How can you love someone who puts you through so much pain? Because you're hoping you're wrong. And every time he does something that tells you he's no good, you ignore it. And every time he comes thr...
Posted by Britty J on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:40:00 PST