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About Me

ok........So this was SO OLD i had to update.Whats good myspace!!! I'm your regular average black guy........NOT. I'm Erik from Philadelphia and living in Lakeland but moving to Orlando.I've lived in a couple countries and plan on visiting ALOT more. My Personality can be described as laid back and cool, until I open my mouth then I'll just have you laughing continuously. I love making people smile and I love to smile, I like dressing well, singing well, speakin French , Norwegian and Spanish well and well whatever else i can get my hands on, i should do it well.Update! I absolutely refuse to chase after anyone or anything, except maybe my dream, pursuit of a better life and Sales at Saks fifth avenue. I enjoy being unique and I enjoy being a Jew(thats right), even tho sometimes(all the time) I'm a heathen :-P but a good one!, and usually i get the short end of the stick, every time, in EVERY relationship. Thats ending today. I'm generally nice and quiet, until you try to either take advantage of me or hit one of my pet peeves , Cheesecake, Money, Fashion, Something I know that u dont, or my mom aka bitchface.
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Good times

Random moments from 07-09. All those in the pics i love you and we need to hang out much more.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sarah Palin, so I can talk like i'm from minnesota with her hehe. Line Alexander, are her boobs really ok?Dalida!! Barack! Princess Diana oh wait.... Nelson Mandela Bill Clinton(again) Sen Larry Craig lol just kidding i'll just get a job. No need to embezzle. KYLIE!!! ALICIA KEYS(again) Celine Dion and I am zee besst zingerr in ze world. everyone else i wanna meet is dead. :-P

My Blog

This summer

    In case any of you were concerned was the summer of hell, and shit.Thanks for being concernedand it was WAY too late to ask what happened.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:38:00 GMT

Simpsons yay

   
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:24:00 GMT

They just dont get it

    Yakno recently, i been really getting into sex and the city. Its just a typical life of four women(that happen to mimic the life of a couple guys i know too) including myself. The n...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:54:00 GMT

Ok I will update!

    I'm graduating    I'm either staying in tampa moving to Miami    I"m confused about EVERYTHING!!!    I need some tea     ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 22:42:00 GMT

New pic!

    Sorry for the delayheres a good pic of the new piercings. One industrial, two diamond studs, but now the diamond studs are goneLong story butUpdatesI'm not an RA anymoreI changed my...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 18:49:00 GMT

Miami

SEXIEST city in the worldI got drunkmet DAFT PUNKI met ALICIA KEYSand did it all in stylepsI got my ears pierced. Expect pics sooon
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 22:03:00 GMT

Ahem, REVELATION

    Tenia una epiphany! ( sorry i dunno how to say that shyt in spanish)Less....................IS MORE!I wish someone would have told me that beforeTalkingPersonalityDressing etc Long ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:58:00 GMT

shitty feelings?

    I dont know why but for some reason i feel super shitty right now, like on the verge of crying shiity? but i'm not sure why. Its a compilation of things I guess, I dont know (for my...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:06:00 GMT

Regrets and Dreamz

"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams" J. Barrymore This effected me deep within for some reason. Just the sheer thought of regrets taking place of dreams, scared me hmm I have to a...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 13:53:00 GMT

Depression

EVer just feel like life is too much, and no matter ho hard you push and push for it to get better, it gets worse and worse? thatshow i'm feelin right now. Topics? Car,Employment situation,Body Image,...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 14:29:00 GMT