Why hello...we must not be very well aquainted if your reading this, but hey, thats ok, allow me to get you caught up and let you know who Brian Kelly really is... you know, kinda of like one of those MTV true life type shows. Lets call this one "True Life: My name is Brian Kelly". Well here we go...I'm actually from StL Missouri, but I'm in Lawrence Kansas right now working on my masters in Architecture. Lawrence is fuckin' tight but StL is still home, and I love going back for summer, christmas and shit. Aaaannnndddd I'm done being a dousch, so if you've seen my pic's and you've just realized you can't resist, let me know, I'm sure we'll be able to work somethin' out, gracias y tengo un gato in los pantalones
Name: brian
Birthdate: 3-10-1986
Birthplace: st. louis
Current Location: lawrence kansas, i got to school here
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 175
Piercings: ears, tounge and eyebrow
Tatoos: nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: too young for that shit
Overused Phraze: fuckin' right
FAVORITES
Food: anything mexican
Candy: anything gummi
Number: how do you get a favorite number?
Color: blue
Animal: probably a fuckin chimp or somethin
Drink: milk
Alcohol Drink: dos equis with a little lime is the fuckin shit, corona, budweiser and rum and coke
Bagel: i enjoy all bagels equally
Letter: favorite letter? what the fuck
Body Part on Opposite sex: thighs kill me, im a leg guy, but eyes and a gorgeous smile also get to me
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: they both suck
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: is there liquor in either of them?
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: neither
Kiss or Hug: whatever i can get
Dog or Cat: definitly dogs!
Rap or Punk: more punk, but punk today sucks, so probably rap, but not that sissy rap, hardcore shit
Summer or Winter: summer, fall and spring
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both
Love or Money: love, wow i am a dork, how about some hot love and a shit ton of money
YOUR...
Bedtime: at about 20-25 beers
Most Missed Memory: middle school
Best phyiscal feature: the 4 inch ingrown hair on my chest, haha just jokin
First Thought Waking Up: how the hell did i end up here
Goal for this year: i dont do goals
Best Friends: gabe, derek and tammy, yeah uuhhh no one really likes me, just joking, please hang out with me
Weakness: a hot chick in a skirt and thigh high boots drinking a good beer like dos equis or budweiser while listening to some reggae, like some bob marley or sublime, i'd probably ask her to marry me
Fears: workin a 9-5 office job 5 days a week and hating life
Heritage: irish,but i get called mexican even though im white because i use to live in mexico city mexico
Longest relationship: year and a half i think
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: of course not
Ever Smoked: i smoke when im wasted
Pot: uuhhh...yea
Ever been Drunk: ha im drunk right now
Ever been beaten up: well i did get jumped by a shitload of dudes, but not one on one
Ever beaten someone up: alll of them deserved it
Ever Shoplifted: i pay for my shit
Ever Skinny Dipped: who hasn't
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: im waiting for marriage
Been Dumped Lately: no one dumps me, haha just joking
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: anything
Favorite Hair Color: doesn't matter, but i prefer dark
Short or Long: both, as long as short isn't any shorter than like chin length or something
Height: shorter than me
Style: she's gotta be able to pull off alot of different styles
Looks or Personality: you gotta have both
Hot or Cute either
Drugs and Alcohol: hey, everyone does shit when they are drunk they wouldn't do sober
Muscular or Really Skinny: neither
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: being too shy sometimes
What country do you want to Visit: japan
How do you want to Die: with a beer in my hand
Been to the Mall Lately: like a month ago
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuckin right
Get along with your Parents: most of the time, when they give me money, haha no their cool
Health Freak: try to
Do you think your Attractive: of course, im the alpha male
Believe in Yourself: most of the time
Want to go to College: im in college bud, rock chalk jayhalk bitch KU
Do you Smoke: only when im drunk
Do you Drink: how can you not drink
Shower Daily: more than daily, fuckin hourly
Been in Love: yea......she ripped out my heart and stomped on it
Do you Sing: i love to sing when im twangin' on my geeetar, but im really shy about it
Want to get Married: someday
Do you want Children: ummm....i dont think so, a good looking wife might be able to change my mind
Have your future kids names planned out: dumbass, no im kidding, seriously probably brad, because brad nowell from sublime, may he rest in peace, was and still is the fucking man!
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: hahaha what?
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