Being not bored. Musics, recording + mixing, dance attempts, cheesesteaks, BOMB burritos, guit-fiddle, booty-bass, disco fries, illin' n maxin', mothafuckin' Brooklyn rooftop BBQs.
The heiress to a large fortune, preferably old money (of course) ...like Kellog's or something ...so I can all-you-can-eat some mothafuckin' BooBerry.
Someone to tame my (former) flowing, golden locks.
People who retire to the lounge before retiring for the evening.
Any and all other people who bigtime it.
Journey, Eddie Money, Thin Lizzy, ELO, Zep, Chicago. At the Drive-In, Sunny Day Real Estate, No Knife, Blood Brothers, TMV. Aphex, Aphrodite, Squarepusher, Fatboy, Salmonella Dub. Death from Above, SpankRock, Bloc Party, Daft Punk, Young Love, Radiohead. A Tribe Called Quest, the Roots, The Wu, Mos Def, Pharcyde, Anticon. Depeche Mode, New Order, The Bangles, Joy Division, the Fall. Hopesfall, In Pieces, Fall of Troy, Dillinger, Refused. The Cars, the Cure, the Clash, the Smiths, the Exit, the Police, the MC5. Braid, Crumb, Ghosts and Vodka, Promise Ring, Dismemberment Plan, American Football. Recover, At All Cost, Visitors, Slow Reader, LAX, MarsWars, the Sword, Preserve the Sound, Consider the Source. Shooby Taylor (shwra!!!).
Oh, you mean the talking pictures.
Suicide Club, Kids, Battle Royale, Basket Case 1-3, anything w/ Cusack, Transformers: The Movie, Goonies, mothafuckin' City of God. Coppola, Miyazaki, Kevin Smith, Rodriguez.
Aqua Teen. Intervention. King of Cars. South Park. American Idol. 227. Any and all MMA. The Peter Griffin Side-Boob Hour.
I read the entire Wu-Tang Forever double-disc insert once. Playgirl. Them shits blew my mind, bigtime. Scar Tissue. Ender's Game. Tape-Op. Also, the Celery Stalks at Midnight.
Rick Rubin, RZA, Renato "Babalu" Sobral, Bonham, Frusciante, Jimmy Page, Ross Robinson, Steve Nash.