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About Me

Not the best looking, the most intelligent, the richest, the fastest, the most dapper, the smoothest mover, the wittiest charmer, the cleanest liver, the heaviest sleeper, the finest weaver, the slickest chancer, the most cultured, the wildest mover, the jivest talker, the keenest shooter, the sharpest cutter, nor the most stupid fly but the greatest guy you'll ever meet.Ps. I've just realised that all my photos are of me! I probably think this page is about me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The genius and the purile, the sexy and the pliant (sic), the Chorus and the Ring, the lion and the lamb, the iron and the lamp, the confused and the compromised, those who satisfy my mental swimming-pool brain- a low gradient shallow end with a deep section for diving, with a foolish 60ft standing board with a 20ft springboard below and to the left. No serious swimmers although backstroke is allowed and breaststroke keenly encouraged. It's more fun to live the lies...

My Blog

What's all this "Ranking" bollocks?

I'm not sure what it is, but 5.9? FIVE-POINT-FUCKING-NINE?????????? Unless it's out of  6 you lot are getting a bargain! Sort it out!!!
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:49:00 GMT

Schindler's List

To commemorate the release onto DVD of this fine fettle, here are some that tragically seemed to have slipped throught the net: 1) Schindler's Lift Oscar resorts to hitch-hiking with tragicomic ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Apr 2004 14:24:00 GMT

How disappointing

You cannot add yourself as a friend. Think of all the fun you could have had, meeting someone who shares your exact same interests, knows your peccadillos and is as equally an awful speller as you. Yo...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Apr 2004 10:39:00 GMT

Holy Jeebus

A lucky girl in tangerine had a little more fun over the Easter weekend thanks to my good self and the fine folks at Woolworths. Needlessto say she thanked me. And the lord saw this and saw that it wa...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Apr 2004 13:38:00 GMT

Oh the joys of fermented hops...

*hic!* Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah T.c. I'm going out tomorrow night. Anyone wanna come? Rescue Rooms, Nottingham (that's England, y'all) 8 onward... My life is punctuated by memories. N...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Apr 2004 02:43:00 GMT