It's party time with the HEROICS!
It's what they do.
Drinking, puffing, or playing love songs, they do it with mad passion and style. ALWAYS over-doing it, always, but never taking it seriously.
On most good days they can be found out wrecking their young lives, while singing drunken weed songs, and running from cops.
Once said by a sober bum: "that shit can only be from Northern Colorado." They live and play in the CO, where the Platt River slangs it's dirty stench through the valley. "Who hit the skunk!?" this IS the Lupton party shit!
This band's line-up perpetually rotates due to those things like: jail, drunken blackouts, chicks, sunburns, several "no-weed" freakouts, and the most hated threat of all: Rehab. (none of them have actually been, several may really need it) Some of the best of them are not listed on the left, due to government reasons.
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So if YOU are Heroic .... take two-fingers of Jager, pack a nugg bowl, and light that shit up! (or sock Ish in the face)
(Go ahead, try it. If you yak later .... it's ok the BSM does it all the time.)
Drinks we drink:
Jagermeister, McCormicks Vodka (big ass plastic jug only), cold wet beer -duh, Maker's Mark, Taurine, 30 Packs, $5 bottomless Mimosas, Rolling Rock, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Jameson, 40's of Old English, Tecate (no lime), Jungle Juice, backyard kegs, Heroic Limeaide, Coronas, Weed Tea, Cherry Kool Aid, Mountain Dew, American Beer, Johnny Walker Red, Fat Tire, PB&J Beer, Bud Light -all night, Red Bull, Breakfast Beer, El Presidente, shard shots, Aquafina, Beam, 100 beers in 100 minutes, Nergo Modello, Bacardi, plastic bottle whiskeys, Schaffer's, Jagerbulls, Natty Light, 100 Proof Peppermint, 3.2 beer on Sundays, Tuaca is for chicks, the KOB, five-year-old Amber Bock, Fort Lupton tap water - from the windmill, Corona, Jim Beam, Mexican Dumbass', warm Pepsi, Rose's Wine, Sawtooth Ale, Platte River water, tomato juice(in a beer), Jager, Royal Fucks, Easy Street, XX, Ben's Mushroom Tea, Zima, Fire Water, Margaritias, Pepto-Bismol, Carbombs, Hornito's, Manhattans, any cheap-ass beer that is FREE (even Coo-rs), half-drank beers left late at night by unknown beer wasters, Matilda Bay Wine Coolers, St Ide's, 'meister, Red Stripe, Double Talls, Lemonaide, Clitty Juice, Newcastle, V8, Harp's, Deer's Blood, Cactus Juice, Dirty Bong Water, PBR, Boone's Panty Remover, Cuervo, Martinis, Wild Turkey, whatever is on special at the bar, Pacifico, Kettle One, Midori Sours, Keystone, MGD, Everclear, Guinness, Mad Dog 20/20, the Fedusche ..... obviously we don't really give a shit.
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Check out our friends in these bands:
Anti-Boss (Denver)
Come Forth by Day (Lupton)
the Hot House (Denver)
Nothing Comes Out Right (Newport)
Plastic Nation (Denver)
Slaughterhouse Rootz (Denver)
Slightly Stoopid (San Diego) MySpace Codes
