I love Football, Girls, Army, family,Partying,Hanging out with friends and hmmm girls
I'd like to meet:
I would really like to meet the President of the United States. There is a few things that I would like to talk to him about.
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Music:
Chamillionaire, Seether, Breaking Benjamin, Obie Trice, Eminem, Nickelback, and just about anything else
Movies:
Wedding Crashers, Old School, Varsity Blues, Gladiator, Braveheart, Dumb and Dumber,Napolean Dynomite and many more
Television:
Family Guy, Over There, ESPN,
Ruphas the Terrible
People Iced: Thirty Seven
Car Bombs Planted: Two
Favorite Weapon Stilletto
Arms Broken: Thirty Three
Eyes Gouged: Seventeen
Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic.
Biggest Enemy: Joe Bannanas
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Books:
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it.Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the
Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Michael J. Cox
What's Your Porn Star Name?
Heroes:
I couldnt be who I am today with out my Dad.
Name: Zachariah daniel Essex
Birthdate: 20 June 1985
Birthplace: Indy
Current Location: Northan Iraq
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 72'
Weight: 180
Piercings: no
Tatoos: 2 one on the back and one on the shoulder
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: You better lock it up when you talk to me
FAVORITES
Food: taco bell
Candy: M&M
Number: 11
Color: black
Animal: dog
Drink: water
Alcohol Drink: bud light
Bagel: raisin
Letter: t
Body Part on Opposite sex: legs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffie
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: we every they let me
Most Missed Memory: home
Best phyiscal feature: arms
First Thought Waking Up: this shit sucks
Goal for this year: make it home
Best Friends: Shawn yancey
Weakness: girls
Fears:
Heritage:
Longest relationship: 2 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: green
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: long
Height: average
Style: what ever she looks good in
Looks or Personality: looks
Hot or Cute hot
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: two many to name
What country do you want to Visit: us
How do you want to Die: so someone remembers
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: yes
Health Freak: kinda
Do you think your Attractive: at times
Believe in Yourself: all the way
Want to go to College: yes
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: try to
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: all the time
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: no
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:
Hate anyone: no
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