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Jackie O.

I am here for Friends

About Me

You already know. Here are some great quotes instead:"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde"Faith is believing in something you know isn't true." - J.D. Salinger"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices." - Voltaire"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." - Plato"In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God; Is man one of God’s blunders? Or is God one of man’s blunders?" - Friedrich Nietzsche"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Winston Churchill"The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need." - Bill Maher"We in America today are nearer to the final triumph over poverty than ever before in the history of any land." - President Herbert Hoover, just months before the stock market crash of 1929 and subsequent Great Depression
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My Interests

Getting into trouble, education, reading, music, running, smiling, interpretive dance, abnormal psychology, world religions, unicycles, the second hand of a clock and its felt inferiority next to the larger minute hand, love and being in love, good friends, beer and wine, existentialism, good conversation, making fun of mouth-breathers, avoiding calls from undesirable parties, reminiscing, and finding the sorry motherfucker that stole my car and chopping his tiny, shriveled balls off.

I'd like to meet:

I know everyone on my friends list personally. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. I've been friends with most of them 10, 15, some even 20 years. So unless you are giving away money, I'm not interested.

Music:

Tori Amos, The Pixies, Johnny Cash, Poe, PJ Harvey, The Doors, Bjork, The Breeders, Belly, TLC, Tom Petty, Erykah Badu, Meat Beat Manifesto, Consolidated, Pigface, Dolly Parton, Carly Simon, Left Eye, Nelly, The B52s, Sonic Youth, Thurston Moore, Butthole Surfers, Paul Simon, White Zombie, En Vogue, L7, Liz Phair, Tina Turner, Elton John, Famous Monsters, Tom Jones, The Beastie Boys, Lauryn Hill, Ween, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Fiona Apple, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blondie, Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians, Pink Floyd, David Gilmore, Cher, Madonna, Abba, Flaming Lips, and several others that have unintentionally been forgotten.

Movies:

Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, For Your Consideration, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, What's Love Got to Do With It, V for Vendetta, Polyester, Female Trouble, Shall We Dance, The Philadelphia Story, A League of Their Own, Sybil, Mommie Dearest, Requiem for a Dream, Freeway, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Election, Goonies, Bonnie and Clyde, Silkwood, Norma Rae, Kingpin, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Dazed and Confused, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Henry Fool, A Love Song for Bobby Long, Misery, Dancer in the Dark...and I'm sure there are many more that I've forgotten, to be added later.

Television:

should be impeached.

Books:

are the answer.

Heroes:

Mrs. Weinstein, wherever you are.

My Blog

Oh, the irony...

Man Suspected Of Killing Prostitute With A HoePolice say a 50-year-old man living in his mother's home killed a transvestite prostitute with a garden hoe after bringing him back to the house, police s...
Posted by Jackie O. on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

pip

(A conversation that happened a few months ago) 'It's a secret court, but at least it's a court,' came the reply from a colleague of my dad.  I looked up from my laptop, my lover&'FISC? The FISA cou...
Posted by Jackie O. on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

A tribute to my Aunt Babs

My Aunt Babs is a filthy liar. Don't get me wrong, I love her and all, but she's a filthy fucking liar. She really lies a lot. And when she lies she LIES. There are so many twists and turns in that li...
Posted by Jackie O. on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 05:19:00 PST

This is pretty weird....

A couple of nights ago I had a crazy dream that Matt was cheating on me with Dixie Carter, aka Julia Sugarbaker, from the 1980's sitcom 'Designing Women.' Throughout the dream I was trying to make it ...
Posted by Jackie O. on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:00:00 PST

Jarrett was one unlucky asshole.

  When I was in theatre at Richland there was this unlucky asshole named Jarrett that we all hated but, for one reason or another, occasionally hung out with anyway. We soon realiz...
Posted by Jackie O. on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:16:00 PST

My Friend Krissy

  I'd like to take the time to offer a written tribute to my friend Krissy. Some of you may know her as 'Kristen,' her Christian name, but I assure you that she prefers 'Krissy,' as the...
Posted by Jackie O. on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:25:00 PST

Some guy is trying to kill Kevin. Go figure.

  So my friend Kevin thinks this guy is trying to kill him. Surprisingly, he has good reason to believe something that naturally sounds so ridiculous.   When I initially offered my help&nbs...
Posted by Jackie O. on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:28:00 PST

here

There, I did it, I said something, dammit. Now don't expect too much in the future. You all know how unreliable I am. But when I do appear, it's like fucking Christmas. No, Xmas. I feel much bett...
Posted by Jackie O. on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:50:00 PST