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Miss Wrong

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About Me

Sometimes afraid but never of the truth. And the truth is, I don't really know anything about shit. I am mostly afraid of clowns and fish - but only when they're in the water and I'm in the water - the fish, not the clowns - although a clown in the water WOULD be creeeeeepy. Regret and shame make your feet smell. Peeing in the forest keeps you young. If the world were logical at all men would ride side-saddle. Why should I have to wait until I'm an old lady when its "ok" for me to say what I think. Oh and by the way .... does it hurt? - Fuck yeah, it hurts. But life hurts. Deal with it or stop wasting everyone's time. Cruelty is such a waste of pain.

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My Interests

French onion soup. Music, creating, sex, vodka, good food, art good company. And its PERFECT when it all happens at the same time. I hate drama. If we'd stop always trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good fucking time.

I'd like to meet:

friends in all places, people with brains and personality. Anyone real. Here to be real not fake. Oh yeah and the guy that invented automated services so I can kick him in the nuts. Conklin, so I can kick him in the nuts and tell him to stay in his fucking net. Anyone at the Strath so we can eat hot nuts. Anyone who thinks they can bless me with some good old fashioned fucking enlightenment and make me think even for an instant that I'm not fucking nuts. Or....perhaps someone more nuts than me, so I can kick them in the nuts...........
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Music:

I'm a hack, but I play anyway.

Movies:

The Secratary, Donnie Darko, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Chasing Amy, Legend, Clerks, Office Space, Gladiator, Firefly, Stargate, True Romance, The Salton Sea, Requium for a Dream, Scarface, The Corporation, What the Bleep do we Know?, Anything Kung Fu - especially badly dubbed hahah, The Last Samurai, Labyrinth, Hard Core Logo, Sea Prince and the Fire Child, Resivoir Dogs, Scent of a Woman, Pay it Forward, The Sixth Sense, I'll think of some more as soon as I post this I'm sure

Television:

no way. numb myself to the world in better ways.

Books:

The Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice

Heroes:

people with disabilities that are more able than most. people who kick people who text message while in a movie theatre in the nuts.

My Blog

18 years and 40 dozen dead roses

Go ahead. Try again.Why not. you can doooo it.And I walk away with a bloodied scowl and a blackened lung and a moooshy heart and a calloused heel.If I were a camel would I not know how to trek the d...
Posted by Miss Wrong on Wed, 28 May 2008 06:31:00 PST

ice queen

So is my time up?  Have I just become some bitter, washed up fucking asshole like so many before me that I've looked down my nose at?   Nice job fuckface. Shit.  Fuck.  D...
Posted by Miss Wrong on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 01:52:00 PST

Dear Ex-Boyfriend

My fish died.  Lame.
Posted by Miss Wrong on Mon, 21 May 2007 04:24:00 PST

This is the thing

I don't really know what it is....or why I suppose is more the question.  I can't stop thinking about you.  Over and over and over in my mind I play the things that you've said to me, the ...
Posted by Miss Wrong on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:04:00 PST

Don't even bother, this one is stupid. Id set it to private but I don't know how. Dumby.

I found my new red shirt.  It tried to evade me, but no, resistance of the Shelley closet is futile.  At best. That was yesterday though.  Not much good has happened today.  So mu...
Posted by Miss Wrong on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:21:00 PST

COME!!

  Eddie SHorts 10713-124st 9:30pm Cheers!
Posted by Miss Wrong on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:42:00 PST

JD filled ashtray

I smoked so many cigarettes last night I feel like I'm trying to take every breath through a straw slurping on the gurgling remnant of a slushee. Such a fun night though.  And full of surpris...
Posted by Miss Wrong on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:21:00 PST

Nothing Really.

I actually have nothing important to say.  Well, I mean, not right now.  I usually have important things to say, but only when I'm at work and overtired and PMS'ing.  I am none right no...
Posted by Miss Wrong on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:50:00 PST

you

I saw it today.  You.   For a moment.  Brief as it may have been.  Its weird - how it fills me so instantly with hope. And I suppose, its also weird how easily the hope subsides....
Posted by Miss Wrong on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:44:00 PST

The Lazy Haze Show

So...its true.  There's a show tomorrow that you can come and see me scream my head off - er - I mean - sing at if you want.  Its at the Backdraft.  Its 83rd ave and 99 st.  Its ap...
Posted by Miss Wrong on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:32:00 PST