nose deep in chocolate goodness |
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:12:00 GMT |
BARBISMS ™ |
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Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:36:00 GMT |
Grey Goose Cockfest Big Bird RIP |
COMPLIMENTS OF VERONICA ---------It's true. our time at Deja Vu Roaring 20's is pretty much over and we are moving on. It makes me hella sad but then again i think of all of our good times there. Here...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:32:00 GMT |
Damn Bitches. Not Only Am I Gorgeous, But I Am A Genius As Well. |
Congratulations, Amanda!Your IQ score is 131This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intell...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 22:31:00 GMT |
My dirty little sex secrets. |
SEX SURVEY
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?Once, damn roofies.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?Yes, once. again with the damn roofies.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?If it tickles.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:27:00 GMT |
Letter To A "Friend" |
I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss you.
I've been thinking for days on how to write this out.
First I was hurt, you didn't say goodbye.
After all, you said we we're cool.
When I came home, it was e...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 22:22:00 GMT |
if @ firsT u d0n'T sucEEd, ur 0bvi0usLy n0t CHUCK NORRIS |
When Chuck Norris goes on The Price is Right as a contestant, he is ALWAYS right!
Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the shit out of them.
When Chuck ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:28:00 GMT |
Myspace is Real!!! |
If MySpace were real... (So True) You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room tha...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 22:30:00 GMT |
I <3 the power rangers 4 ever. |
This thing makes me laugh so hard....
Anybody under the age of 16 should not relate to this. Just 'cuz you were born in '92 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember t...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:18:00 GMT |
