If you're coming here for the first time, you're probably either responding to a friend request or you're just trawling randomly. Either way, hello. Take your coat off and sit down, make yourself at home. I'll get you something to drink - do you take sugar? Milk? OK, there you go, hope you don't mind the mug with the cats on.
If you've had a friend request from me, either you know me, or I'm a fan of your work in some way, or I'm adding you in a feeble attempt at self-publicising... or possibly all three.
I'm the editor of the online comic book Halloween Man . (You can also find both Halloween Man and writer/creator Drew Edwards in my friends list)
Oh, and if you're trying to add me to your Friends list, and all you have on your profile is a big link to some goth dating site, I'm not too likely to be interested... and if you're not somebody that I already know, (and it isn't immediately obvious) could you please send me a little message to let me know why you want to be my friend.
So, that's me and that's why you're here. Have you finished with your cup? Thanks. Would you like another? No, I understand. You've got places to go. OK, I'll show you out. Better put your coat on, it looks like it's going to rain...