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About Me

I'm a dance music journalist hailing from West Yorkshire but based in the sunny south-west. I have a body much like that of an olympic athlete, the only drawback being my sports are drinking, smoking and generally misbehaving. Captain Sensible has been telling people a joke I made up, which pleases me. My favourite animals are dogs, monkeys and sheep, though you've got to give it up for the otter.I can't think of anything funny to say so I'll stop now and I can only apologise profusely for having wasted the 10 seconds or so of your life it's taken to read this.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nice people, househeads, groovers, losers, substance abusers. Any sex-starved females with a penchant for ageing gin-sodden music hacks would be a bonus, too. As would Charlotte Church but let's keep this VAGUELY realistic shall we?

My Blog

Erm, hello... is anyone on here any more?!?!

I guess it's all about Facebook in the '07...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:22:00 GMT

This made me roar

So I'm walking back from the Co-Op, just the usual winebox & 40 red Marlboro, when a small child decides to interact. I think it only said 'hello'. But then of course the car-unpacking (about my age, ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:46:00 GMT

Old but funny

I'm sure everyone's seen this before but it made me chuckle afresh anyway...http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 14:25:00 GMT

Internet/Steelers/Yankees/gibberish

This will mean nothing to anyone, I expect, but it's my blog so I can write what I like.Just watched an old Coke advert from the 70s in the US. Where/when most of you didn't grow up. But I did, and it...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 17:26:00 GMT

A completely new form of insomnia

At iDJ Towers, we have long been aware of Mr S (short for Sunday Night Special), who keeps you awake after a weekend of on-it, also the activities of Mr R (reverse special, you get to sleep fine but w...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 19:43:00 GMT

Funniest thing I've seen in ages

Hit up:http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12565_beatbox-fame-game I laughed out loud.
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:51:00 GMT

Just too good to ignore

Unfortunately MySpace's 'currently listening to' thingummy doesn't list it, but anyone who's into good music (and I'm assuming if you're here you are, given the calibre of people who've replied to pre...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:59:00 GMT

'Lipstick' - best lyric ever?

Been listening to the Buzzcocks a lot lately and I just thought I'd point out how fucking BRILLIANT the lyric to 'Lipstick' is. Check it out here:http://freespace.virgin.net/pete.shelley/l.htmJust the...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:49:00 GMT

Oh and...

A Vs B - 'Ripped In 2 Minutes'Misha - 'Sexy Eyes'24 Hour Experience - 'Together'DMS - 'Trapped Again'SG will never die...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:41:00 GMT

Multimedia bollocks

Gotta be said, I can watch DVDs, control what comes out of my stereo, and chat with my mate Dave in Bahrain... all without moving off my bed. Modern life is far from rubbish. On a completely separate ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:56:00 GMT