The Rules of Wedding Crashing |
The Rules of Wedding Crashing:Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.Rule #2: Never use your real name.Rule #3: When crashing an Indian wedding, identify yoursel...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:48:00 GMT |
HOW TO TREAT A LADY |
HOW TO TREAT A LADY (I didn't write) 1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpret...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 00:02:00 GMT |
LoVe |
***love***
crawling inSide yOur skin,yOur heart,and yOur head.cHerishing every minute i spend witH yOu,and tHen being conSumed with tHetHought,smell,taSte,toUch, of yOu wHen yOur away.tHe on...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 15:53:00 GMT |
Just a little thought on life............. |
Life is a funny thing when you really think about it. We make plans in it to keep ourselves busy from being bored. We complicate things and make up drama to live our lives and find meaning...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 23:20:00 GMT |
WHAT WOMEN SHOUL KNOW.....MEN 101 |
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A: Both of them. Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: He heard the chicken was a slut. Q: Why don't women b...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 23:15:00 GMT |
You might be an engineer if . . . |
You might be an engineer if . . .
1. You have no life and can prove it mathematically.
2. You enjoy pain.
3. You know vector calculus but you cant remember how to do long division.
4. You chuc...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 23:40:00 GMT |
Why Cali Girls Do It Better |
Boston girls are prettyNew York girls are smartBut it takes a cali girlTo win a boy's heartflorida girls are tanVegas girls are hoesBut when you want the best looking girlCali is where you gott...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 20:46:00 GMT |
13 ways to win a girls heart |
13 ways to win a girls heart1. Hugs from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to d...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 20:45:00 GMT |
HORNY RYHMES |
~~~~~SEX~~~~~
SEX IS A TEMPTATIONCAUSED BY A SENSATIONWHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATIONIN A WOMAN'S VENTILATIONDO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?SKY IS BLUEWATER IS WETI'LL MAKE Y...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Aug 2005 15:32:00 GMT |
