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Jason

...in the end everything we do, is just everything we've done....

About Me

I am Jason. I am a middle aged man living in a yellow house with a green door. I have a gorgeous, intelligent & talented fiance. I have 3 gorgeous, intelligent & talented daughters. I have a very athletic & talented son. We have a dog named Nook.

My Interests

The Hottest Commercial!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:


Safe Sex.... You gotta watch....

Music:


Seether, Puddle of Mudd, Nonpoint, Shinedown, Stone Temple Pilots, Stone Sour, Nickelback, Limip Bizkit, Theory of a Deadman, Jimmy Buffett, Frank Sinatra, Brad Paisley, Michael Buble, Steven Lynch, Hindsight

Movies:

Office Space, Napolean Dynamite, Blazing Saddles, Monty Python Search for the Holy Grail, All the Star Wars, Yellowbeard, Rudy, The Evil Dead Movies, Euro Trip, A Christmas Story, The Ladies Man, Cannonball Run, and on and on...

Books:

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My Blog

The Boys Next Door

Thanks to everybody who came out and saw The Boys Next Door.  We had two big crowds!!!!!  Thanks to the cast and crew for a great opening weekend!  I am so very honored to take the sta...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:10:00 PST

sighhhh......Today is weird

I am sitting here at work, feeling like shit both physically and emotionally.  Physically: I have a lingering sickness that will not go away.  It started at our 2nd dress rehearsal and just...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:07:00 PST

Bleacher Bums

Woohoo!!!!!  We opened tonight at the Harbor Playhouse and the show was fantastic.  No major screw-ups... It was a smallish crowd, but hey, it is a holiday weekend AND there was a comedy sho...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:28:00 PST

Hot Damn! Sammy Time!!!!!

So I am sitting at the office today, screwing around when I should be out selling boxes and shit, and my cell phone rings.  I don't recognize the number, so I don't answer.  Then the voicema...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:48:00 PST

quote... an interactive blog

ok, so everybody has their favorite quote or saying... I am gonna post two of my favorites and then it is up to you to add up to TWO (2) additional quotes as a comment.... let's see how many people ac...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:04:00 PST

Manisms

And now a message from The International Council of Manhood, Ltd. MANISMS 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:55:00 PST

ordering pizza

1. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more O...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:39:00 PST

home remedies

Home Remedies------------------------- 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup ofboiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almostinstantly removed. 2...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 04:17:00 PST

7 Weird Things

7 Weird Things Listed below are 7 weird things about me that most people do not know. Shhh, its a secret!!!  And NO LAUGHING!!!!! 1. My pinkie toes are not full grown.  They are half toe nu...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 05:02:00 PST

Murphy's Military Laws

Murphy's Military Laws.Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. Friendly fire ain't. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone ...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 25 May 2006 06:47:00 PST