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About Me

Doesn't it annoy you when you can only find 1 shoe?? My lifestory. im starting a band called 'ash on the meat' - our 1st single is called 'stub it out on the pork'Btw: what do screen-savers actually save?? can someone set me right on this plz???ok so my profile isnt exciting enough for u?? im sorry about that.Profile Edited by MySpace Total MySpace EditorSOME RANDOM FACTS: -cheese toastie makers can cook anything -american pie 1,2,and 3 have to be watched on a regular basis - the chucklebrothers called me mad lizzie -bring back the 80s - my sex and the city boxset is xtrememly well watched "i just cant fuck a tiny penis" -0 my little toes havnt really got a nail -yes paul i smoke the reefer -my eyes are different colours -i bake cheesecakes, ask about prices -i really enjoy drawing penis and also noticing when things look like them(look at your fruitbowl) -i have like 40 pairs of shoes prob more -rehab is for quitters - my breats are like watermelons - i love to buckle on a night out & not spill a drop -i have the most amazing boyfriend -would i like onions? yes please! - i will be studying stage design and technical mamagement in manchester in Sept - i love my Fendi Spy Bag i got in NY
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My Interests

the best things in life begin with a B - bacardi, baileys, bed, blink182, balls, berrets, bongs, banoffee pie.sounds like a good night out doesnt it!
Myspace Image Hosting willies. i also love raspberries, a good curry (imran balti hut)carribean twist(red 1), dachshunds, LOUNGE 03 and having sandy feet. i want a peugeot 205 1.9 gti. i loved my little 1.8 blue beast :(

I'd like to meet:

crazy inspirational fun ppl like dave benson phillips, rick mayall, ainsley harriet who just love life, then u got ur comedy legends like dawn french, jack dee bill bailey would make a great 'uncle'. Samantha is great although i am nothing like her at all!!here are some classic quotes:" you can't swing a fendi purse without knocking over 5 losers" "they practically chased me down the hall like i was fuckinstein" "omg its vagina weights! - honey my vagina waits for no man!"
You scored as Samantha Jones, You're Samantha! Sexy, sleek and smooth, you never have trouble with men. You're strong personality draws people in until they never want to leave. You're a bold person who is not afraid to put themselves out in the world, and you'll do it anyway you can.

Samantha Jones

75%

Charlotte York

58%

Miranda Hobbes

50%

Carrie Bradshaw

46%
Which "Sex and the City" girl are you?
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