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SwedishSamantha

When I'm not busting my head open or having my fingers bit off by an iguana, I am extremely busy bei

About Me

I like people who have control of their reproductive organs and hormones. "Listen up, girls! If you are not married, get yourself a diaphragm and some spermicide! Don't go on the pill, because it makes you gain weight, you can't smoke and it has been linked to cervical cancer. And for God's sake, do not leave the birth control up to HIM!!"

My Interests

Ceramics,Sculpture, Ice Hockey, Theater in tiny playhouses, homestarrunner, the beach, scuba diving

I'd like to meet:

Swedes, albinos

Music:

Silversun Pickups****** Squarepusher********* Mouse on Mars********** Kenny Rogers*********** Jane's Addiction********** Pink Floyd**************** Speedy J**************** Alec Empire********** PharCyde**************** TOOL**************** Primus***************** Jack Johnson******** Beck******************* Jose Gonzalez******** PATRICE SCANLON!!!**************Professor Goat******************** ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ***************************************************** ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ***************************************************** Classic Girl

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Movies:

Paper Moon************** Jarhead*************** Pi******************** Donnie Darko********** Last of the Mohicans***** Heathers***************** Anchorman*************** KIDS*************** Gummo************** Gladiator*************** True Romance******** Willow****************** Legend****************** The Dark Crystal******* Deer Hunter************ The Ninth Configuration***** Badlands************** Real Genius********* Elephant*************** Ninja Scroll*************** What Dreams May Come**** Best of Show************ Something About Mary**** Parenthood************ Slapshot************** The Wall***********

Television:

ANTM, Sopranos, Big Love, Entourage, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Project Runway, The Soup.------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------I find brutalizing this girl so satisfying:..
Games Provided By Blinkyou.com
Click on her body and you can control her drunk ass! She reminds me of Chloe Sevigny (sp?) at the end of "KIDS"

Books:

The Last Temptation of Christ, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Welcome to the Monkey House, Breakfast of Champions, Anything Kurt Vonnegut, Me Talk Pretty One Day (David Sedaris) Running with Scissors and Dry (Augusten Burroughs) Ugly Ways, White Oleanders, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, The Prophet (Kahlil Gibran)
You Are 96% Intuitive
Your intuition is so spot on it's scary!
You can learn a lot about people and situations, simply by listening to your gut.
And you've even wondered if you can predict the future at times.
Just be sure not to always listen to your intuition... someday it could be wrong! How Intuitive Are You?

Heroes:

Shoji Hamada, Warren MacKenzie, Wayne Gretzky, Mother Theresa, my grandmother, my mother, my father, anyone that is unfettered in their life and in their dreams
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
You Are Surrealism
Dreamy and idealistic, you've created a world that is all your own.
It's very likely that you've either dabbled in drugs or are naturally trippy.
You are always trying to push beyond the boundaries of your culture and society.
You believe that art, love, and freedom can change the world. What Art Movement Are You?
You Are A Chestnut Tree
You are a born diplomat with a well developed sense of justice.
And even though you're impressive and intimidating, you're also fun to be around.
You can be irritated easily, and you sometimes act superior.
Nevertheless, you are sensitive of others feelings and very loyal.
Sometimes you feel misunderstood and are fiercely close to those who know you best. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
Your Aura is Purple
Your Personality: You're a dreamer and visionary. You believe you were put on this earth to do something great.
You in Love: You're very passionate but often too busy for love. You need a man who sees your vision and adopts it as his own.
Your Career: You need a job that helps you make a difference. You have a bright future as a guru, politician, teacher, or musician. What Color Is Your Aura?
Your Birthdate: May 21
You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature.
Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.
People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life.
You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone.
Your strength: Your thirst for adventure
Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures
Your power color: Hot pink
Your power symbol: Figure eight
Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Life is 90% Perfect
You truly have the perfect life. And you probably feel like the luckiest person in the world.
You have a great career, family, and personal life. You have it going on! How Perfect is Your Life?

My Blog

Old Poetry...

The Ides of March Blanketed by shadow of thought My sight obscured Despite the fight I fought Being observed as I was torn It was not death but being born...
Posted by SwedishSamantha on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:13:00 PST

more dog park, more dog park, more dog park!

             I felt a little remiss in not reprazantin' the Dalmations last time.  Of course, there is the star of the dog park, wet, as a...
Posted by SwedishSamantha on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:51:00 PST

The Best Dog Park in Central Florida

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Posted by SwedishSamantha on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

The Best Dog Park in Central Florida (cont'd)

           I love the Great Danes the best.  They are there every Sunday, like us, and I can't stay away from them...  Look at how big the Great Dan...
Posted by SwedishSamantha on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:12:00 PST

Life Traffic Control (first installment, more to come later)

              I have always hated Ronald Reagan. At the tender age of six, I knew he was responsible for the lack of Christmas presents under...
Posted by SwedishSamantha on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:06:00 PST

New Year - please do not read if you cannot handle sarcasm and/or cynicism

    2007 has to be good, right?  I mean 7 is a lucky number for a good portion of the world, so with all that belief behind it...        Last year be...
Posted by SwedishSamantha on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 07:05:00 PST