Team BlackList Four Founding Members Include:
Buck Buckles: "Its not about the medals, its about the Blacklist spirit"
Buck has been promoted from glorified babysitter/substitute teacher to an actual teacher. Yeah the future thinkers of America are in the hands of a guy that considers quality educational videos to be cartoons. Only later will Mr. Buckles’ students realize that he was only able to prepare them for careers in pumping gas or sidewalk performing and for the fortunate few who overachieved, they will make their way to middle management. He also has the delight of wearing a tie to school everyday so security will not mistake him for one of his students. When Buckles is not verbally harassing his students he is conducting JBHC (Tri-Cities Chapter) meeting, waiting for the clock to strike 11:11 to text message Bill, making sock puppet references, and finding new and creative ways to get cock blocked. “Nice!â€
Bill: "Give us an inch and we'll take 9 yards.....and your couch"
Bill is now the official OFFICIAL of the Team. When he is not pillaging the cookie cart at the cafe or breaking in a newbie on his unofficial soda privileges he is making the calls. In the fall you can find Bill out on the Grid Iron throwing flags and telling linemen how to get away with holding like he did. In the spring time he is punching kids out behind the plate while taking multiple foul tip shots to the body. Bill is also a chief judge and enforcer of the man laws and rings. When he is not hooking horns and screaming “WE! WE!†you can find him wearing a Detroit Tigers hat. Is he a Tigers fan? Maybe. Is he a Magnum P.I. fan? Most Definitely.
JFree:"Getting Silver Medals on a daily basis"
JFree is now the first father of Team Blacklist. He has had a few new additions. He is now a proud parent of the baby boy known as “Action†Jackson Freeman. He is wily, strong, and the doctor said he will have a lot of girth. Hence the proud parent remark. JFree also went off the market as he put his girl ChelleBella on lock down this past summer. Now JFree is in a state of squeak as he tries to makes the transition from internet poker player to having a real job. In between interviews JFree has found a temporary career as a plasma donor where he reaps the rewards of free cookies and O.J.
Freeman: "Just the Tip"
By far the most prosperous of the Team. Freeman ventured over to the Westside where he found gainful employment at a major corporation. Since bringing in the checks Freeman upgraded from renter to homeowner as he purchased a condo. A monumental first for the Team. Now stuck with the tough decisions that come with curtain pattern and bathroom furnishings it is safe to say Freeman has settled in nicely to the wet grounds of the Westside. Freeman spends his off time reliving his glory days of Pac-10 baseball out on the slow pitch softball field where he dominates the drunken construction workers, P.E. All-Stars, washed-up hacks. He has been named player of the week on numerous occasions and is the front running candidate for “The Leagues†Most Outstanding Player. Currently he is in the process of remolding his body as he pounds out the miles on the Treadmill at Ballys. But don’t call this Blacklister soft he can still take down the bronnies.
The Future of Team Blacklist
"Action" Jackson-Like Father Like Son
Well my day consists of sucking tit and having someone wipe my ass. It sucks to be you.The Official Band Of Team Blacklist
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Team BlackList Honorary Members Include:
Darren "Dutch" Dalton-The Blacklist Philosopher "Eleven equals BALANCE"
The spooky prophet is constantly on the Blacklists mind with his insight to metaphysics, the future, and the idea of mathematical balance in the universe. This former big leaguer/playboy/inmate now turned modern day philosopher has helped catapult the late night UFO guy on the radio in to the pop culture stream. Currently he is in the process of publishing a book. "Crank it out Dutch!!" Dutch's major contributions include Star Trek references,the magic number 11, time travel, and golf club cleansing. Chuck Norris- "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever."
This one time 80s action hero and kung fu cowboy has truly found a vain in the stream of modern society due to the mythical folklore of the almighty force of Chuck Norris. In fact if I did not add Mr. Norris to the list he would karate kicked the Team into a vortex that could only be explained by the Blacklist philosopher. Chuck Norris fears no man and is feared by everyman...This profile was edited with Edit Your MySpace Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds