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About Me

I got tired of staring at this section.

Charles Dickens...We're breaking up.

Reason I love Bill Bryson #354,763: His utter disdain for USA Today.

"They embarked on the vain enterprise of regulating what is the anarchic phenomenon par excellence by prescribing laws for the use of forces which, once loosed, know no law but success." -- Charles de Visscher -- Vain? We'll see about that.

http://orianairene.blogspot.com/

My Interests

Garrison Keillor, Beethoven, Folding laundry, International Relations.

Music:

Beethoven, Beethoven, Beethoven, Beatles, Nirvana, Beethoven, Smashing Pumpkins, Anything Medieval/Renaissance, Beethoven, Beethoven, Turin Brakes, Stevie Wonder, Tom Waits, Francesca Caccini, Arcangelo Corelli, Barbara Strozzi, Michael Nyman, Alice in Chains, Coldplay, Beethoven, Beethoven, Ralph Vaughan Williams, Johannes Brahms, Beethoven, Beethoven, Beethoven

Movies:

The Piano, Immortal Beloved, Red Violin, Johnny Stecchino

Television:

The Simpsons, Seinfeld, SNL, Daily Show, The Office, NOVA, BBC World News.

Books:

The AP Stylebook, Merriam-Webster's Collegiate, Anything by Bill Bryson.I read a lot. I mean a lot. There are just too many books to name here.

My Blog

Lunesta? Ambien? Are you calling my name?

1. Who were you with saturday night?Hm... Saturday was a failed night of going out. We had high hopes! But the weather brought us down. 2. What woke you up this morning:B96. Ug...
Posted by Lark Ascending on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:35:00 PST

Hot diggity is it hot outside or what?

1. When was the last time you had sex?none of your business survey man2. How do you flush the toilet in public?with my foot3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?always4. Name one thing that you star...
Posted by Lark Ascending on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

I can't cook french fries.

[1] What is your middle name?Irene [2] What color is your mailbox?gray [3] Are you available?during business hours [4] Have you ever hit a deer?patience, my dear. [5] Do you have to drive over a b...
Posted by Lark Ascending on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:55:00 PST

Damn - we are old.

Body: The "Older People" Survey(Meant to be completed by those out of high school)Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?'Have you ever kissed someone?''Missed someone?''Told someon...
Posted by Lark Ascending on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:03:00 PST

Si o No

THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS:1. You can only say Yes or No!2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!3. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING BESIDES YES OR NO!!!----------------------...
Posted by Lark Ascending on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:21:00 PST

SHUT UP

1. How tall are you barefoot? Five Foot Four and a Half2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No drugs in this temple.3. Do you own a gun? nope4. Do you play with the ads on the side of the screen? wha...
Posted by Lark Ascending on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:14:00 PST

Man was this a boring speech

Tired of those same old 55 questions about me surveys? Well here are 55 I guarantee you've never answered. 1. Is your second toe longer than your first?only if i force it to go really straight 2. Do...
Posted by Lark Ascending on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:12:00 PST

Splenda is for suckers

1. Who's surveys do you like reading the most?Blonde girl from DC -- hilarious.2. Do you like when people put long (paragraph) or short (yes/no) answers to surveys?i dont care.3. What is your favorite...
Posted by Lark Ascending on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:33:00 PST

The TOP 4

How well do you know your top 4?Who are they?1. Jon2. Melis3. Cowboy Dan4. NelliePUT AN X IN THE CORRECT ONE!Who is related to you?[] 1[] 2 [] 3 [X] 4[] none of themWHO ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH?[x] 1[x] 2...
Posted by Lark Ascending on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:58:00 PST

40 Truths

Today Did You..Talk to a boy that you like?for a short whileRealize anything new?We've run out of coffee. EVERYBODY PANIC.Talk to an ex?nopeMiss someone?yeahLast Person Who...Layed in your bed?m...
Posted by Lark Ascending on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST