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digesthisickness

Our dangers and delights are near allies

About Me

i confuse myself... then turn around and embrace me anyway. good news is that i tend to do that with everyone else too. :o) FEEL FREE TO ADD ME... everyone is interesting in their own way. :D...YAHOO IM: digestthissickness
Well Being
Have you ever had a nightmare where you were being chased by carbs? yes. they are the bane of my existence. in bizarro world!
Litter away OR Recycle each day? i try to litter, but hit the trash can
Your average fiber intake per day, in grams: 5, 618
What's your excuse for not owning protein powder? i prefer steak
Intellect
Do you think you're smarter than I am? Why not? i like how you skipped "why?" and only provided, "why not?" and yes i am.
Did you enjoy law school? the tips were great
Oh that's right. You didn't go to law school, did you? 5, 618
Do you cringe when people commit grammatical boners? depends on how committed they are
Confidence
Why do you lack confidence, moron? *looks behind her* hey, he's asking you something!
Your most embarrassing moment: a maxipad falling out of the bottom of my pants while walking down main street without my realizing it until my grandmother got my (and everyone else's) attention by exclaiming loudly, "what the hell is THAT??" (okay, that's not THE most embarrassing moment, but it's one of them)
Most attractive person you hooked up with, excluding me: we hooked up?
Do you think a person can be shy and confident at the same time? sure. they could be confident that they are indeed shy.
Empathy
The most money you've ever given a homeless person: $450.00. i found it and kept it. after all, i was homeless.
Do you like little kids? meh, some of them are the greatest. some aren't.
Do you "LIKE" little kids? o.0
Do your parents think you're a good son/daughter/pet? i never asked. they might tell me.
Love Style
In your ideal relationship, how often would you have sex, per hour? as many as he could take
Are you a giver or a receiver? both
Kinky? (Be honest.) Maybe a little? my degree of kinkyness is directly correlated to how in love we are. ironically enough, this means i could accidentally love him to death
Are you a good listener? what?
Music
Do you play an instrument? a couple
Will you play my instrument? convince me
Can you appreciate dissonance? absolutely but not always
In what way is life like music? it has rhythym - highs, lows, a beat, etc.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lisa
Birthday: august 11 (remember that and send a gift to show your love
Birthplace: VA

Current Location: some hell town in WV
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed (though ambidextrous)
Your Heritage: american indian and irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: mostly barefoot
Your Weakness: love and i hate it
Your Fears: fears? fear gets you nowhere if you give into it. my only real one is being vulnerable (which is why i hate love; it's the ONLY thing that makes me feel vulnerable) would i still fall in love? yes. 'cause i'm vulnerable to that too. uh, fuck, which i guess makes TWO things.
Your Perfect Pizza: supreme meat lovers with extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: goals, hmm.... to learn everything possible and to survive, that's it. oh, and wouldn't mind having one dream come true
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF, hmmm
Thoughts First Waking Up: damnit...i woke up
Your Best Physical Feature: totally subjective
Your Bedtime: don't have one. never sleep unless i HAVE to.
Your Most Missed Memory: how in the fuck am i supposed to know what that is if i forgot it?
Pepsi or Coke: dr. pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single...always. it's not only more productive, but much more intense (and hate 'conventional' dating)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: whichever
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate, but prefer pistaccio
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee...as i'm not a pretentious person
Do you Smoke: oh yeahhhh
Do you Swear: see above
Do you Sing: too loud, too often, and much to other's dismay (or confusion) (bonus! =D)
Do you Shower Daily: um, yes! twice if sex is expected
Have you Been in Love: *sigh* yes, and again, i HATE it
Do you want to go to College: already did
Do you want to get Married: only one guy in the world would cause me to do that, and i don't see that ever happening
Do you belive in yourself: absolutely. if i don't, who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: mhmm sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: depends on who is judging
Are you a Health Freak: somewhat
Do you get along with your Parents: avoidance as much as possible reassures that
Do you like Thunderstorms: *sigh* absolutely LOVE 'em
Do you play an Instrument: a couple
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: once
In the past month have you Smoked: pot? never, i hate it. cigarettes? am right now, so no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: :o( ... no, but i wanted to (unless that one evening counted, and i was too stupid to realize it)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: my fucking god, a BOX?? no!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewww, no
In the past month have you been on Stage: not the last month, no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, have to date someone in order to be dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ha! no, but not because i wouldn't consider it if with the right person
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, i wouldn't call it that
Ever been Drunk: yes, but not big on drinking.
Ever been called a Tease: oh, i've been called a LOT of things
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: ha! yes, but don't anymore
How do you want to Die: the same way i lived, in the most ironic way possible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: grow up?
What country would you most like to Visit: ROME, then jeruselum (and that area)... to walk the streets jesus did. next, egypt... for the pyramids, and fourth, england... to walk the streets that jack the ripper did
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue, but not a deal-breaker
Favourite Hair Color: blonde, but not a deal-breaker
Short or Long Hair: longer (not metal-band long, but skater-boy long)
Height: taller than me
Weight: skinny-ish
Best Clothing Style: i like when people have their own individual style, different but not overly so
Number of CDs I own: god, who knows
Number of Piercings: 2 in each ear
Number of Tattoos: ummm, 6 (four of which i'd like covered up or removed, preferably covered)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret nothing, except not saying what i should have when asked. :o( so, now i try to always avoid that
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My Interests

music (all genres. try pandora.com if you love music too. it's awesome), psychology, reading, having interesting conversations, art (usually the darkly unique kind), laughing (even at the things that aren't supposed to be funny... apparently), http://intpcentral.com/, etc etc etc (what would be left to talk about if i included every little thing, right?)

I'd like to meet:

anyone is fine with me, but if you like talking about ideas and not just about concrete things, are open-minded and have a sense of humor (warning: including enjoying/understanding the art of sarcastic/dry humor). we'll probably get along ridiculously well.

Music:

didn't i just answer this?

Movies:

fight club, the mummy movies, kalifornia, any movie (even the horrid ones) that involve werewolves or vampires, rebecca (yes, the 1940s movie), blah blah blah

Television:

discovery channel, history channel, a&e (particularly the REAL cold case files, biographies, ancient history, and anything involving something morbid), where was i? oh, and ANY show that makes me laugh

Books:

psychology, philosophy, ancient history, true crime, okay, this could go on forever, so let's just shorten it to: anything that i can get my hands on that's not a romance novel. i prefer romance that's real and surprises me.

Heroes:

anyone who actually read all of the crap above.

My Blog

the "optimal stimulation test" enjoy!

             -->t-->My score on -->/t--> The Optimal Stimulation Test:        Hungry Brain       &nb...
Posted by digesthisickness on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 05:23:00 PST

heres how to have some fun with your face...

weeee ...
Posted by digesthisickness on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:03:00 PST

SOULMARK personality test

i got "SAGE"...Wisdom of the ancients, foresight of the seer, perceptions of the prophet with visions crystal clear - the soothsayer of your social scene, your deal is dishing out the profound words t...
Posted by digesthisickness on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:00:00 PST

things i despise...

things i despise: 1. lies 2. manipulation for solely self-serving reasons 3. thinking i'm dumb  4. thinking i'm dumb and taking it even further by attempting to use that for selfi...
Posted by digesthisickness on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST

OSM personality test!!

OSM personality test taken from my LJ account.   take it and post your results for me. mkay?the link: http://www.perex.com/index.php?flash=yesmy results (let me know if you like whether or not ...
Posted by digesthisickness on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:17:00 PST